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we gotta scroll so far for the wikipedia article when we google something now it feels so fucking wrong

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Half of Australia lives here.

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one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it's a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what's the issue

#what IS the issue

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inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life

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"Wei Wuxian, stop texting with your boyfriend!"📸

#fanart #the untamed

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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If your a pikmin just be careful ok

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Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know

please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong

#eomer #my horse prince #wrote my first fic about him too #way back in whatever year that was

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#the magicians #who gets that kind of proof of concept #who said you could hurt my feelings like this

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Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

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Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

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"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

#stardew valley

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gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

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post-voyager janeway introduces chakotay to someone and she’s like “this is my…” before stopping as the full weight of everything they are to each other hits her, all the tragedy and devotion and love and anger, how he stood by her side even after she’d crossed line after line, his courage and wisdom a light even in her darkest hours, and she finishes the sentence with “… my work husband”

#star trek