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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

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Despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard

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Love Moultrie’s initiative but she needs to try something other than “the low and slow”

#nwsl #lafc v por #nwsl challenge cup

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Holy shit the courage/spirit game stats just popped up in the KC/Houston game, wtf is going on????

#nwsl #NWSL challenge cup

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Out of Context EXU: Calamity

(Forgive my extremely garbage photoshopping)

#critical role #map mercer #matt mercer #exu: calamity #calamity ep 2

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I love how Brennan turns into such a cheeky little gremlin when they discover his easter eggs

#critical role #exu: calamity #brennan lee mulligan #calamity ep 2

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Not Julie getting a yellow within 5 mins

#USWNT #Julie ertz #USA v irl

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There were times I wasn't sure we'd ever see her play again! What a moment!

#julie ertz #uswnt #USA v irl

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Holy shit Bright is unstoppable

#nwsl #orl v la

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as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

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laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you

me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)

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"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

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I never watched Game of Thrones but i was on tumblr witnessing the decline and fallout from the final season, and watching everyone get hyped about House of the Dragon makes me feel like i did when my middle school bestie took her shitty boyfriend back

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i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and break at the same time stop it

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Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa

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it's easy to mock the concept of batman's secret identity and think it's ridiculous that nobody would realize that he's bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn't look at that and think "ah it's kylie jenner"

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