one of the great texts of the modern era
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i find it kind of peak. i find it kind of mid. the dreams in which i’m so back are the dreams in which im cringe
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The thing about standing ovations is that they are like after care for actors: it’s ok that you dressed up and played pretend for two hours! Everyone liked it! No one thought it was weird!
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hope all my organs see sunlight one day. they earned it.
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Malenias
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Her Faithful Knight
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But babe you love being gaslit
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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever
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JERKING
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I know this is a niche one but I can’t get it out of my head.
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My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?
im at work
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the snail
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WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?
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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
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