I have one [1] fear
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when your found family is not osha-compliant
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loving these three have permanently altered my speech patterns help
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The show is just like this, you can’t make this stuff up
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I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party but when I open the doors with a maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a large table is revealed. I dim the lights remotely as I put on my MASH ambiance playlist. Too late, they realize. The pregnancy? A scam. MASHED: A Korean War MASH RPG? Unboxed. The doors? Locked.
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Has this been done?
Probably.
Did that stop me?
No
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wait they were LITerally going to send hawk for psychiatric evaluation for being a homosexual. like IN the show. okay.
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the cosmopolitan quiz didn't exist until 1965, but reader's digest for the tired queers it is
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So was anyone gonna warn me about a character calling someone a simp in M*A*S*H or was I just supposed to take the psychic damage myself holy shit
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not-so-radical theory: everyone on M*A*S*H is a closeted bi
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Trapper: Aye ya Sidney, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Sidney: I think-
Hawkeye: 72 hours
Sidney: how do you know?
Hawkeye: there’s currently a clown behind you
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all I gotta say is straight people don't dress like this
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my grandparents watching mash in 1972 vs me watching it in 2021
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Margaret: Why are your tongues purple?
Hawkeye: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
BJ: I had a red one.
Margaret: Oh.
Margaret:
Margaret: OH
Radar: You drank each other's slushies?
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