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little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

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#ohhhh so many of these #but i have a very distinct memory of my cousin showing me MY SPOON IS TOO BIG when i was little #i still quote that video to this day... #candy mountain is another big one tho

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thedragonwoodconservancy on ig

#lizards #i know they arent lizards but it's generally my reptile tag so sorry lil baby crocs #adorable lil things

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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol

#100% coffee is one of the nastiest things on this planet earth #but im biased cause my body physically rejects it lmao #last time i had coffee i vomited on the side of the road lmaooo

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#so sweet 🥺 #dogs #cats

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#YEAHHHHHH #shrimp #:)

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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#oh i mcfrikken hate this #i know what i must do....but not before putting it off for several days...or weeks #phone calls...my enemy.... #ill do it but i sure as hell wont like it

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富士山 Mt. Fuji by Masayuki Nozaki

#colors

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#good omens

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humbled

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I’m meathead

#my partner and I had an argument about this the other morning #i was like WHERE....where is the Neosporin #and he was like...its where it always is #which was the medicine cabinet #but it was on the WRONG SHELF #YOU HAVE TO PUT IT BACK ON THE CORRECT SHELF #the cabinet is not its home the shelf is!!!

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#YUP #language

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How it started | How it's going

#bg3 #shadowheart

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#bg3 #lae'zel

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i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

#😈

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Unmute !

#cats