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captainkirbypunch · 3 years
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despicable me ruined the word minion whenever i become a supervillain im just going to have to call them my homies or whatever
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captainkirbypunch · 3 years
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reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.
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oh my goddd.... melon soda float sea slug...
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CW: animal death
People have asked for more interactions between Life and Death. Life is bringing so much color into my comics haha <3
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captainkirbypunch · 3 years
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#Art (via timurse)
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captainkirbypunch · 3 years
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DO U GET IT HE’S A CRAB APPLE
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captainkirbypunch · 3 years
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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
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The painting, is complete :3
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captainkirbypunch · 3 years
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captainkirbypunch · 3 years
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YouTube’s been doing this thing lately where their ad algorithm tries to time automatically inserted ad breaks to fall on black frames in the video, on the theory that a pure black frame is likely to form part of a transition between scenes, and the ad is thus less likely to cut a line of dialogue in half or whatever.
Unfortunately, the algorithm cannot distinguish between black frames that form part of scene transitions and black frames inserted for other dramatic purposes, with the result that I’ve watched videos whose ad breaks are perfectly timed to match, among other things:
Entering a dark room
The trigger of a gun being pulled
The beat between the setup and the punchline of a visual pun
A PoV shot in which the viewpoint character blinks
The protagonist getting punched in the face
If their goal was to make the timing of automatically inserted ad breaks feel less random, well, they succeeded!
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captainkirbypunch · 3 years
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Do they have sandwiches in Middle-earth?
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Bear vibing in a river ⊂( ̄(エ) ̄)⊃
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captainkirbypunch · 3 years
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it’s so funny when youtubers/podcasts have a sponsorship and they introduce the company as if it’s this shiny new thing that hasn’t already been terrorizing me for years like shut up i already know that skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of classes for creative and curious people let’s keep it moving 
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captainkirbypunch · 3 years
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y’all i truly do understand that being depressed is hard as shit but you cannot be dropping how much you hate yourself into completely unrelated conversations
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