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I’m calling the 🚨police🚨 on the next person who writes a Spencer x Reader fic and tags it Emily x Reader

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Me and my fiancée are trying to save up so I can move to the US when she goes back home... so we're twitch streaming!!! It would be amazing if you guys would maybe follow or just pop in for a chat?🥺💘

#lesbian #lgbtq #lgbtq community #help #raising money #sarah paulson #avengers imagine #lesbians #twitch #new twitch streamer

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mallorylourd’s Masterlist

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Murder House

Asylum

Coven

Freak Show

Hotel

Roanoke

Cult

Apocalypse

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The Shit Post Archives

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MASTERLIST

𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐖𝐡𝐨

１３ｔｈ Ｄｏｃｔｏｒ

My human - 13th Doctor

Waistcoat - 13th Doctor

Feelings - 13th Doctor

Birthday - 13th Doctor

Jelly - 13th Doctor

Cheery Chip Chip - 13th Doctor

Dating Doctor would include - 13th Doctor

13th Doctor being your mom would include

Dating Jodie Whittaker would include

Companion - Jodie Whittaker

Stupid McDaft face - 13th Doctor

Little sunshine - 13th Doctor

Surprise? - 13th Doctor

A family of your own - 13th Doctor

Heartbeat - 13th Doctor

March - 13th Doctor

Found you - 13th Doctor

Not alone - 13th Doctor

A Shipper Ship - 13th Doctor

Confused - 13th Doctor

Different Times - 13th Doctor

Everything You Want - 13th Doctor

First - 13th Doctor

Plasters and tea - 13th Doctor

My Tardis - 13th Doctor

Sweetie - 13th Doctor

Who are ye? - 13th Doctor

Memories - 13th Doctor

Tell Her - 13th Doctor

Beatles - 13th Doctor

Sick - 13th Doctor

Asthma - 13th Doctor

Protect - 13th Doctor

Reunion Party - 13th Doctor

Cute - 13th Doctor

Simulation - 13th Doctor

You’re just beautiful - 13th Doctor

With time - 13th Doctor

Sister - 13th Doctor

The Real You - 13th Doctor

Swallow the Pride - 13th Doctor

Health Day - 13th Doctor 

Baby girl you are perfect - 13th Doctor 

SMH so hard - 13th Doctor

They are not gone - 13th Doctor

Piggyback and Kiss - 13th Doctor

Reading - 13th Doctor

Travel sickness - 13th Doctor

Adultnapped - 13th Doctor

Food Fight - 13th Doctor

CPR - 13th Doctor

Pantsuit - 13th Doctor

Pond - 13th Doctor 

Little Star - 13th Doctor

Hold me - 13th Doctor

100 points - 13th Doctor

Silent Cry - 13th Doctor

Ｙａｓｍｉｎ Ｋｈａｎ

I told you so - 13th x Yaz

Y/N the matchmaker - 13th x Yaz

They are cool - Yasmin Khan

You’re my warmth - Yasmin Khan 

Dating Yasmin would include

Ｃｌａｒａ Ｏｓｗａｌｄ

Special - Clara Oswald

𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡:

Fault - Beth Latimer

Explain to a child - Beth Latimer

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫:

Ｈｅｒｍｉｏｎｅ

Dating Hermione would include

Ｎｙｍｐｈａｄｏｒａ Ｔｏｎｋｓ

Dating Tonks would include

𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬:

Ｈａｙｌｅｙ Ｋｉｙｏｋｏ

Dating Hayley Kiyoko would include

Orange Chapstick - Hayley Kiyoko

Ｃａｔｅ Ｂｌａｎｃｈｅｔｔ：

Polar Opposites 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Dating Hela would include

Lou Miller

𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥:

Ｊｅｓｓｉｃａ Ｊｏｎｅｓ

When you’re right (Jessica Jones)

Ｎａｔａｓｈａ Ｒｏｍａｎｏｆｆ

Dating Natasha would include - Natasha Romanoff

Ｐｅｇｇｙ Ｃａｒｔｅｒ

Fight For You - Peggy Carter

Ｗａｎｄａ Ｍａｘｉｍｏｆｆ

Not Everything

My Everything (part two to Not Everything)

𝐃𝐂:

Ａｎｔｉｏｐｅ

Dating Antiope would include

You always have to be the hero - Antiope

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐲:

Ｍａｌｅｆｉｃｅｎｔ

Baker’s daughter - Maleficent

Once Upon in A Dream - Maleficent 

How can I love when I’m afraid to Fall - Maleficent

No One More than Me - Maleficent

Night Fly - Maleficent

Beastie - Mama!Maleficent 

Maleficent dating a shy human

Ｂｏｒｒａ

Dating Borra would include 

𝐁𝟗𝟗:

Ｒｏｓａ Ｄｉａｚ

My deskmate - Rosa Diaz

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Can Opener Leg Opener

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Follow my fanfiction account:

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Mainly sarah but will probably end up writing for others

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masterlist & masterlist 2.0 & new masterlist

Doctor Who

Thasmin

Enough

First Kiss

Struggle

Yours

Admire

Photo

Brainwashed

Thirteen x Reader

Letting Go - Part 1, Part 2

Without Air

The Cliff

Wild Heart

Influenced - Part 1, Part 2

First Comes Marriage

Stuck

Obvious

A Lost Necklace

Don’t Hesitate

Kiss Me Slowly

Close As Strangers

Tattoo

Heat

Yaz x Reader

Protect

Locked

Tired

Captain Marvel

Carol Danvers x Reader

It Lingers

Enough

Sweet But Psycho

Kiss And Tag

Aftermath

Impressed

Flustered And Glowing

Sing Me To Sleep

Love Drunk

Teasing/Testing

Apart Then Together

Pride

Admitting It

A Long Time Coming

Outburst

I See You

Shine On You

Savior

You

Confession

Carol Danvers Headcanons

Depressed Reader

Drunk Flirty Reader

Reader Scared Of Carol Dying

Reader Dealing With Loss

Reader Has A Bad Day

Carol Plays Video Games

Carol Danvers - Angst Mondays

Week One

Whispering I Love You

I Want To Go Home

Broken Up

A Choice

Already Gone

Nearing Death

Too Late

Jealousy

Week Two

Face to Face

Love/Hate

Not You

We’re Done

Carol’s Choice

Poisoned

Betrayal

First and Last

Week Three

Safe Again

So Alone

An Accident

Happier?

Left Alone and Broken

Not You Part 2

Last Call

Carol Danvers x Reader Drabbles

Scar

Kree Blood

Obvious

Carol Cuddles

Caring

Can’t Sleep

You Came Back

Nightmares

Flying At Night

The Ex

Birthday Morning

Reckless

Complicated (& Part 2)

Ghosting

Off The Cliff

Not So Lowkey

Carol x Maria

Away

Unicorn Store

Kit x Reader

First Kiss

The Sculpture

First Vacation

Prove It

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No such thing as coincidence masterlist

Pirates crossing - part 1

The Black Pearl - part 2

Heading - part 3

Answers - part 4

So much to take in - part 5

The island of lost souls - part 6

Trouble ahead - part 7

Dangerous waters - part 8

Angelica - part 9

Split - part 10

Dinner - part 11

Edward Teach - part 12

Three’s a crowd - part 13

Death - Part 14

Battle - part 15

Battle for the Heart - part 16

Island of ashes - part 17

A chest of history - part 18

A pirate’s life - part 19 (END)

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The Shit Post Archives

The Sarah’s Alignments

The Jessica’s Alignments

The Lily’s Alignments

The Evan’s Alignments

The Sarah’s Favorite Body Part

Wilhemina “The Thigh Woman” Venable

The Coven’s Favorite Body Part Alignments

The Coven’s “Hugs, Kisses, Cuddles” Alignments

My Favorite Athletic!Reader Things: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

The Chronicles Of Mother Misty: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

The Coven As TikTok Trends

Sugar Momma Cordelia: 1 2

Funny GoodeDay/Raulson Stuff: 1 2 3 4

That Girl Sally: 1 2 3 4

Zoe Stuff Worth Mentioning: 1 2 3

Zoe & Mallory’s Favorite Body Part

Press For A Surprise: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Soft For Young Fiona Goode

The Coven As Things My Family Has Said

The Coven as Things My Family Has Said Part 2

The Coven As Things The Clown Fish Crew Has Said

The Coven As Things I’ve Heard At School

The Coven As Texts From My Friends

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mallorylourd’s Masterlist

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Murder House

Asylum

Coven

Freak Show

Hotel

Roanoke

Cult

Apocalypse

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The Shit Post Archives

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Masterlist

Billie Dean Howard x Reader:

Comforting Billie after a Nightmare

Billie and Reader having Sex on the Kitchen Counter [NSFW]

Lana Winters x Reader: 

Care Beyond Words

A Loving Reminder  [NSFW]

By Her Side (Part 2 of A Loving Reminder)

Reader’s First Time

Cordelia Goode x Reader:

Reunited

Headcanon: Cordelia Dating a Blind Woman

Cordelia Sleepwalking

Bette and Dot Tattler x Reader:

Headcanon for Dating Bette and Dot

Audrey Tindall x Reader:

Morning Love

The Act

Wilhemina Venable x Reader:

The Notebook (Part 1)   [NSFW]

The Notebook (Part 2).  [NSFW]

Cordelia Goode x Reader x Ally Mayfair Richards:

The Big Day

Practical Magic

A Value Beyond Words

Billie Dean Howard x Reader x Audrey Tindall

A Lasting Mark (Part 2, Part 3) 

Billie Dean Howard x Reader x Wilhemina Venable

A Day Out with Billie and Wilhemina

Headcanons/One-Shots with Sarah Paulson’s Characters: 

Valentine’s Day with Sarah Paulson’s Characters

Sarah Paulson’s Character’s Sleeping/Night Routine

Sarah Paulson’s Characters with a Girlfriend who has Finals

Sarah Paulson’s Characters being Jealous/Protective

Sarah Paulson’s Characters with a Shy Girlfriend

Fall Fics 2019: 

The Case of the Sweater Thief (Cordelia x Fem!Reader x Wilhemina) 

Something in the Air (Lana x Fem!Reader)

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💖 Masterlist 💖

American Horror Story

Billie Dean Howard

‘But Baby Doll, Flirting is What I Do.’

Lana Winters

'If It’s Meant To Be It’ll Be’

Cordelia Goode

'This Is My Game, And You Better Come To Play’

'You’re My Painkiller, When My Brain Gets Bitter.’

'The More I Look, The More I Find The Reasons Why, You’re The Love Of My Life"

Bette and Dot Tattler

’Tell Me You Need Me’

'Girl You Know I Miss You, I Just Wanna Kiss You.’

Sally McKenna

'Don’t You Dare Let Me Go.’

'How Could I Ever Forget About You?’

'Home Is Where She Is.’

’Ain’t Nowhere I Would Rather Be, Right Between Your Holidays’

‘I Got Issues, And One Of Them Is How Bad I Need You.’

Audrey Tindall

'You Ain’t Gotta Worry It’s An Open Invitation’

Ally Mayfair-Richards

'Why Do Your Homework When You Could Do Me?’

’Nothing Will Ever Harm You, Not While I’m Around.’

Wilhemina Venable

'I Can’t Sleep And It’s All Your Fault.’

Random Imagines

Meeting Sarah Paulson’s Characters In Real Life.

Sarah Paulson’s Characters On Your Birthday (Includes Tammy from Oceans 8)

Sarah Paulson’s Characters After You Have A Nightmare

Sarah Paulson’s Characters After You Decide To Spend The Night

Multiple Characters x Reader

'I Hate When The Moment’s Expected.’ Cordelia x Reader x Wilhemina

Character x Character Headcanons

Wilhemina Venable x Audrey Tindall (SFW)

Wilhemina Venable x Audrey Tindall (NSFW)

Billie Dean Howard x Ally Mayfair-Richards

Headcanons For Sally McKenna x Audrey Tindall

Kinktober 2019

Day 1 - Venable x Reader

Day 2 - Cordelia x Reader

Day 3 - Ally x Reader

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Masterlist

 “Hello! Here’s a list of everything I’ve written so far (I did not include the first drunk fic in here haha. If you wanna read that you’re going to have to scroll through my tumblr for it). All series are currently ongoing.  I’m also on Ao3 and have some additional works posted there that are not on Tumblr. Requests are always open! :)

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Masterlist

Second Masterlist  Third Masterlist  Fourth Masterlist

Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Stuck

Safe House

Two Different Sides  pt 2

Iron Man’s Daughter and the Black Widow

Our Little Avenger

Love Confessions

Take the Lead

I Never Stopped Loving You

You’re Safe Now

I’m Here

You’re So Fluffy

Temper

You’re Perfect

Red Panda

Puppy Love

Spider Bites

New Year’s Eve

Another Universe  pt 2  pt3  pt 4  pt 5  pt 6  pt 7

Almost a Year Without You

Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Wounds and Cuddles

Missing Puzzle Piece

Jealousy

I Can’t Lose You

Horror Movies

Back in Her Arms

Please Don’t Leave Me  pt 2

Whatever Happens

Magical Accident  pt 2

Don’t Go

What They Say Doesn’t Matter

Control

Wisdom Teeth

I Got You

Sick

The Things You Do

I Almost Lost You

Massage

Not Alone

Natasha Romanoff x Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Date Night 

The Best Way to Heal

New Member of the Family

You’re Ours

A Good Mother

Not the Dominant One

Miss Universe

Maria Hill x Reader

Relaxing Night In

Not Your Fault

Ricochet

Jessica Jones x Reader

I’ve Fallen for you

In the Arms of the Woman You Love

It Was to Protect You

Movie Night

Realization

Daisy Johnson x Reader

Dating Daisy Johnson Would Include

The Inhuman and the Bakery Owner

Together

You Can Sing

You’re Adorable

Bobbi Morse x Reader

Hidden Feelings  pt 2

Secret  pt 2

Best Christmas Ever

Our Future

Michelle Jones x Reader

The New Student

Kiss Me

Peggy Carter x Reader

Love is Love

Sharon Carter x Reader

Our First Christmas Together

Natasha Romanoff x Wanda Maximoff x Maria Hill x Reader

Come Home

Elena Rodriguez x Reader

My Muse

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When I watched Carol for the first time last Christmas I couldn't understand why Therese was so bummed out about going to sleep with Cate Blanchett and waking up to Sarah Paulson, like babe that's the DREAM. Anyway yeah I still don't understand. Therese can perish.

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Masterlist

Billie Dean Howard x Reader:

Comforting Billie after a Nightmare

Billie and Reader having Sex on the Kitchen Counter (NSFW)

Lana Winters x Reader: 

Care Beyond Words

A Loving Reminder  [NSFW]

By Her Side (Part 2 of A Loving Reminder)

Reader’s First Time

Cordelia Goode x Reader:

Reunited

Headcanon: Cordelia Dating a Blind Woman

Cordelia Sleepwalking

Bette and Dot Tattler x Reader:

Headcanon for Dating Bette and Dot

Audrey Tindall x Reader:

Morning Love

The Act

Wilhemina Venable x Reader:

The Notebook (Part 1)   [NSFW]

The Notebook (Part 2).  [NSFW]

Cordelia Goode x Reader x Ally Mayfair Richards:

The Big Day

Practical Magic

A Value Beyond Words

Billie Dean Howard x Reader x Audrey Tindall

A Lasting Mark

Billie Dean Howard x Reader x Wilhemina Venable

A Day Out with Billie and Wilhemina

Headcanons/One-Shots with Sarah Paulson’s Characters: 

Valentine’s Day with Sarah Paulson’s Characters

Sarah Paulson’s Character’s Sleeping/Night Routine

Sarah Paulson’s Characters with a Girlfriend who has Finals

Sarah Paulson’s Characters being Jealous/Protective