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#Cock happiness and threesome #Huh?

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#I love my heart necklace

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I'm still not over "tezaytezaikai" ☠️

I'm... 😭😭 Greek food is like the most popular foreign food here, you can get gyros almost at every corner. I could name three restaurants, two of them in walking distance from my home that are Greek owned or sell Greek food. I grew up with Tsatsiki. I learnt how to pronounce it around the same time as i learned how to say other food names like... Kartoffel, Frikadelle... It's just... 😭😭

Tazaytezaikai 😭😭😭

I'm not Greek, but Greek (fast) food is such a big part of the German food culture, at least in my area (Ruhrpott my beloved), so it hurts...😭😂😂😂

#Ask lisa #allememaggies

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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.

Via @nasa-official

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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reblog if you consider the people youve befriended on this website (and other websites) to be real friends, even if youve never met them irl before

trying to prove something to my dad

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I could handle him 😎 (i couldn't)

Uf!Johnny 🥺👉👈

to say, kyle, who's also got some stones loose in that noggin of his, johnny's just a harmless flirt. but you're a rational person. there's a smart head on your shoulders.

he's fucking crazy.

his lip splits and he's lapping up blood like it's ambrosia. he takes hits to the ribs on purpose, barely even wincing when he does. he cackles to himself when he's shifting his nose back into place (he comes home with it broken to see if you will help him fix it. surprise, surprise, you say no.)

he's intense and even though he's half simon's size, his presence in a room is undeniable. it's too bad all those roguish good looks of his are dimmed by his crazy eyed stare he gives you when y'all are home.

#Cod soap #Underground fighter Soap

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Instagram.com/secondhandjewellerybox

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epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

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Modern fandom went awry when people stopped learning how to avoid content that upsets them and instead starting actively seeking it out.

I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible, but babes you'll be so much happy when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.

You'll never be able to stop people from liking what you hate, and the best way you'll find any peace of mind is properly utilizing blocking, blacklisting, and muting tools. Take it from someone who used to run a shipping discourse blog, fandom is supposed to be what you enjoy, stop focusing on things that upset you.

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Give him his kiss

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There's nothing shameful about sex or masturbation or having kinks. Getting off isn't a guilty pleasure. It's just a pleasure. It's normal and healthy. You deserve to feel good and enjoy your body. Don't let whatever hangups you've got rob you of that.

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It's real and omg you gotta look at the reviews on amazon 😂😭

If you say my love interests feel like they were "written by a woman" I'm not gonna take it as a compliment, that opinion is the most brainrotted patronizing bullshit ass "compliment" you could possibly give I'm not kidding it's so fucking annoying.

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the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)

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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, English isn't my first language, but i am studying it, so...

Burned= verb, past tense

Burnt= adjective

So technically. The toast burned, so it's burnt.... Right?

I don't mean what you call it in formal writing. I mean what do you say out loud when you see charred bread?

#Okay i also googled it... #Apparently 'burnt' is only used in the US... #In british English it can be used interchangeably...