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What's that bro? You began interacting with a media from a different country than yours and/or was made in time period different than the recent present day? Haha that's sick bro! Keep expanding your horizons bro! You're remembering to take into account that sociocultural norms, gender roles and genre expectations are different from what you are used to and meeting the story halfway, instead of forcibly superimposing your ideals into the story, right bro? Right? Right?

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saturday,,,,,, no plans,,,,,,, just fanfic,,,,,, i can feel it on the horizon ,,,,, i’m gonna place snacks n water by my bed friday night even so i don’t have to get up,,,, like im building my enclosure

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

#i started cooking over covid and i cooking once a week #i started c-

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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

#god so real #dozens of characters for one story #that only two people know

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me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

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the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

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you know who i think should be able to kill one person with absolutely no ramifications? piper mclean. i don’t even think she has to defend herself or have a good reason. just take the dagger from helen of troy and kill someone. she deserves it

#sydney speaks #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #death tw #murder tw

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Bothering the beast

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“what’s your enneagram?” “what’s your imbt personality?” fuck that i wanna know what order of the knights radiant are you?

#im a lightweaver through and through #sydney speaks #stormlight archive #cremposting #brandon sanderson

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Extreme Carnage: Riot #1 (2021)

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#american presidential elections be like

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

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Dick. Why are you licking mystery substances off the ground. Stop.

#who taught him this #but mood