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[cardangreenbriarloml]

cardan: i win

jude: no? i'm literally holding a dagger to your throat?

cardan: exactly

jude:

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[cardangreenbriarloml]

#cardan greenbriar #incorrect quotes #the cruel prince #jude x cardan #jude duarte #the queen of nothing #the folk of the air #the wicked king #jurdan #judecardan #tfota #tfotadaily #tfota series #incorrect tfota quotes

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude, drunk: don't tell cardan, but i have a crush on him.

cardan, grinning: i definitely won't.

#cardan greenbriar #incorrect quotes #jude duarte #the cruel prince #jude x cardan #jurdan #judecardan #the wicked king #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #tfota

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude: i hate you

cardan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 400k+ words

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[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude: listen, there are three ways to get through life: the right way, the wrong way and the jude way.

oak: isn't that still the wrong way?

jude: yes, but it's faster

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude: listen, there are three ways to get through life: the right way, the wrong way and the jude way.

oak: isn't that still the wrong way?

jude: yes, but it's faster

#cardan greenbriar #incorrect quotes #jude duarte #jude x cardan #the wicked king #judecardan #jurdan #the cruel prince #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #incoreect quotes #tfota

[cardangreenbriarloml]

vivi: what's the pettiest thing you've ever done?

jude: i once edited an entire wikipedia page just to win an argument with cardan

[cardangreenbriarloml]

cardan: the kids haven't eaten their sandwiches

jude: ok, just throw them out

(later)

cardan: *helping the kids pack their suitcases* look, i'm as surprised as you are

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[cardangreenbriarloml]

vivi: what's the pettiest thing you've ever done?

jude: i once edited an entire wikipedia page just to win an argument with cardan

#judecardan #jude duarte #jude x cardan #jurdan #cardan greenbriar #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the folk of the air #tfota #incorrect quotes #incoreect quotes #the queen of nothing

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude: when i die, donate my entire body to science

jude: except for my middle finger, give that to madoc

#incorrect quotes #the wicked king #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #tfota #cardan greenbriar #jude x cardan #the cruel prince #judecardan #jude duarte #jurdan

[cardangreenbriarloml]

cardan "why didnt you answer any of my letters?" greenbriar and jude "you wrote me letters?" duarte

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[cardangreenbriarloml]

(jude gets lost in a crowd)

cardan: I LOST MY WIFE HAVE YOU SEEN HER

person: what does she look like?

cardan: *crying* beautiful

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[cardangreenbriarloml]

cardan: can someone give me an example of things that are useless?

taryn: *raises her hand*

cardan: excellent. any other examples?

taryn:

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[cardangreenbriarloml]

My hands are shaking. He captures them and kisses my knuckles with a kind of reverence. “I want to tell you so many lies,” he says.

this part always get me because cardan said this in response to jude telling him that she hates him because this ‘hate’ that they had for each other was a ward against their true feelings. its also just him basically admitting that he doesn’t hate her and hence can’t say it himself cuz faeries can’t lie, these two were literally in love but were so utterly in denial, AND THAT KNUCKLES KISS IS SO SOFT MY GOD 

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude, slightly disheveled, entering the room: sorry i'm late, i was doing things

cardan, following behind and grinning smugly: i'm things

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude, slightly disheveled, entering the room: sorry i'm late, i was doing things

cardan, following behind and grinning smugly: i'm things

#cardan greenbriar #incorrect quotes #jude duarte #jude x cardan #the cruel prince #the queen of nothing #the folk of the air #tfotadaily #jurdan #the wicked king

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude: no one really loves me

cardan: are you sure?

jude: yes.

cardan, aggressively pointing at himself: ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT!?