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caring-for-crewmates · 2 months
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if they could, would amongi pay taxes
You look me in the eyes and tell me those things wouldn't commit rampant tax evasion. That's right, you can't.
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caring-for-crewmates · 5 months
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i have a bunch of collectibles on my shelves and my amongi keep squaring up with them. I try to hide them but they always find them and attempt to kick the shit out of them. Maybe they think they’re a living creature that is a threat to our safety/competition for my love? I dunno.
That might be the case. Amongi can easily mistake toys for living beings. I recommend not trying to hide the collectibles, but simply to store them out of reach. Also, your amongi may be bored with the tasks and toys that they have. Consider switching things up a bit to keep them occupied.
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caring-for-crewmates · 5 months
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Is it safe to put mongi in an air fryer to keep them warm in the winter
NO!!!
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caring-for-crewmates · 5 months
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Why the fuck is my Crewmate trying to eat me at 4AM!?
Because you smell delicious, probably
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caring-for-crewmates · 9 months
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Please help my friend.
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I'm sure you've seen plenty of Donation posts already, but I really don't want to be separated from my dogs or for them to be separated from each other, they've known one another ever since they were little puppies and as senior dogs I'm afraid they'll go unwanted.
Any amount of funds is appreciated.
Post Date: 4/25/2023
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caring-for-crewmates · 10 months
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[IMG DESC: A maroon amongus with lighter red patches on their face, fingers, and toes. They have a pair of grey antlers with yellow centres. They have four upper paws instead of two. One of their lower paws’ pads is visible, which is brown and orange. END DESC]
An amongus with four upper paws! How unusual.
amogi that got in my house
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This critter got in my house and was very fascinated by the tail I had at the time. Idk what kind of bean they are cus they’re kinda rare where I am. Ya'll have any idea what I should do?
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caring-for-crewmates · 10 months
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I have what could basically be described as a True vs False question.
I heard that red Imposters are way more common than red crewmates, but is this true?
a related question, are personalities connected to colors?
like, are similar colors more likely to have a similar personality?
Red Beans aren't inherently more likely to be impostors, but people who breed impostors have said that red is the most popular color for an impostor. So they breed more red impostors to deal with the demand.
Experts say that color has no bearing on an amongus's personality, but I'm not sure if I believe that. I think orange Bean behavior is a real thing. All the orange Beans I've had over the years were lovable himbos.
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caring-for-crewmates · 10 months
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Hola, gracias por el consejo. No lo sabía ya que llevo una semana con él. ahora está durmiendo en una cama pequeña que le hice.
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[DESCRIPCIÓN DEL IMAGEN: Un amongus bebé con pelo azúl y moteado. Él tiene orejas grandes y una cola larga. Él está dormiendo. Está envolvido en una manta roja, y pone su cabeza en una almohada azul, con flecos amarillos. TERMINA DESCRIPCIÓN.]
[IMG ID: A baby amongus with spotted blue fur. He has big ears and a long tail. He's sleeping. He's wrapped in a red blanket, and he rests his head on a blue pillow with yellow fringes. END ID.]
Ay, que lindo. Tomy Jr. parece muy calentito. Los amongus bebés les gusta estar envolvidos, ¡porque les recorda a la bolsa de Mamá!
Oh, how cute. Tomy Jr. looks very cozy. Amongus babies like to be swaddled, because it reminds them of Mama's pouch!
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caring-for-crewmates · 11 months
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i found this plushie of a crewmate at gamestop, should i get it? i'm worried it'll confuse my crewmate, she can't really see that well
[IMG ID: A plushie of a black Bean wearing a cat hat. It has a tag with a yellow barcode sticker attached to its head. The plushie is sitting in a plastic basket with an assortment of other toys, including a plushie of a white Bean with a pumpkin hat. END ID]
Amongi are known to grow attached to plushies that look like other Beans. I know I used to have one, and it confused Lucky. She got worried at feeding time because it wasn't "eating", so she tried putting food in its mouth.
So amongi are known to confuse toys for fellow Beans, regardless of how well they can see.
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caring-for-crewmates · 11 months
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How do you care for Imposters? What would be gif enrichment/toys for them?
Being predatory animals, impostors have a strong hunting drive. Cat toys that look like mice, birds, etc. are a good choice for them. You can also look into getting them sets of children's wooden blocks. If you build small structures for them to "sabotage" by knocking down, they'll love it.
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caring-for-crewmates · 11 months
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Hola, encontré una pequeña camada de impostores y su madre era muy mala. Los llevé al veterinario, ahora están bien. Adopté al más pequeño, es una persona traviesa, lo llamé Tomy Junior.
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[DESCRIPCIÓN DEL IMAGEN: Un amongus bebé con pelo azúl y moteado. Él tiene orejas grandes y una cola larga. Se lleva un collar rojo que dice "TOMY". Una mano agarra el amongus por la nuca. TERMINA DESCRIPCIÓN.]
[IMAGE ID: A baby amongus with spotted blue fur. He has big ears and a long tail. He wears a red collar that says "TOMY". A hand is holding the amongus by the scruff. END ID]
¡Que un bebé lindo! De acuerdo, él se parece un diablito. Cuando agarrando un amongus, recuerde soportar su trasero. No le gusta pender.
What a cute baby! I agree, he looks like a little devil. When holding an amongus, remember to support their bum. They don't like to dangle.
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caring-for-crewmates · 11 months
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I'm sure you've seen plenty of Donation posts already, but I really don't want to be separated from my dogs or for them to be separated from each other, they've known one another ever since they were little puppies and as senior dogs I'm afraid they'll go unwanted.
Any amount of funds is appreciated.
Post Date: 4/25/2023
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caring-for-crewmates · 11 months
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I have heard that Red is a more common color for Imposters than it is for Crewmates? Is this true, or are colors and subspecies not linked at all? I was wondering, since I have a red bean that I named Cherry, since I couldn’t think of anything else. He is really attached to me, and it’s pretty cute
It's a confirmation bias thing. There are no more red impostors than red crewmates, but people expect red Beans to be impostors. So they scrutinize red Beans extra hard, looking for sus behavior.
Give Cherry a snuggle for me.
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caring-for-crewmates · 11 months
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Are amongi attracted to bright colors like babies are? Whenever I’m watching tv and a show like MLP or something comes on, my crewmate is enamored with the screen and can’t take their visor off it.
Yes, they are. They don't like very bold colors, like neons, but high constrasting colors catch their interest. Beans enjoy watching television, but its more for the colors, motion, and shapes. They can recognize actions onscreen (which is why they get so excited when they see other Beans on TV) but don't quite have the intelligence to understand the actual plot of a show.
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caring-for-crewmates · 11 months
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[IMG ID: Two photos of a red amongus. In the first, their back is turned to the viewer as they are running through a storage area filled with boxes and wrapped plastic packages. In the second, they are climbing into a high vent over a clock and an eye wash station. Only their butt poking out of the vent is visible. Both pictures are a bit blurry, implying that the amongus was moving fast. END ID]
This isn't unheard of in areas with stray amongi. Occasionally, they will go into unsecured areas to look for food or amusement. Fortunately, it's easy to lure them out with a treat or a fun new toy. To keep them from sneaking into your workplace, make sure all windows, vents, and other exits are secured, and keep food containers shut tightly.
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Amogus infestation at my job 🙄
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caring-for-crewmates · 11 months
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[IMG ID: A drawing of GLADOS from Portal observing four amongi in a small aquarium tank. The amongi are orange, red, yellow, and blue. They are resting on a layer of sand in the bottom of the tank. END ID]
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caring-for-crewmates · 11 months
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[IMAGE ID: A photo of six clay models of amongi, held on the arm of a person with pale skin and wearing a blue T-shirt. The amongi are red, orange, green, blue, yellow, and white. In the background, you can see the arm of a brown chair and brown carpeting. There are some objects scattered across the floor, but because of depth of field, it's hard to tell what exactly they are. END ID]
Never too late to enjoy the company of amongus babies.
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I know the amongus babies trend is probably dead but my little sister just made a hoard of amongus out of clay and they are adorable. She is making little tasks and an emergency button for them too. She is adding enrichment to their enclosure (the clay box)
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