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CHLOE BENNET AS DAISY JOHNSON IN AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. SEASON TWO

#she baby #daisy johnson #agents of shield

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The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

#i love all of this #i am sexually attracted to this concept tho #the avengers

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you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

#dmjwbhs #my dress up darling

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What kind of sexual?! Unclear! Not sure! But they are very confident with that answer!

#everybody backstreet's back

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Tag yourself which official Bad Art trait are you

#“makes you feel weird” #“wishes to destroy the canon” #<‐ you can write that on my fucking grave fyi

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#french kiss

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#nectarine raspberry orange

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Those fingers in my hair That sly come-hither stare That strips my conscience bare It's witchcraft 🎶✨

So, witchy boys, coven style. They’ll eat you alive. Happy Halloween 🎃

#yes. good. excellent. #THEY #billy hargrove #steve harrington #jonathan byers #eddie munson

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Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь

#i mean...yeah!

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#the anti-bad touch

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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

#both a hint and a warning #caution: disgusting

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#my biggest problem was there is absolutely no way that you got both halves of this omelette cooked correctly by the end of this video #either the first egg was gross and overcooked or the second wasn't in the pan long enough to be edible

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Harry Potter is just less competent Kim Possible.

Hero bears a startlingly close resemblance to their same sex parent?

Best friend named Ron with a plot relevant phobia of a very specific animal? Who has brief flashes of insight and skill but is mostly just down for anything?

Extremely smart third friend who is mostly the brains of the operation and has a solution to solve most of their problems?

Dad is a wisecrack named James, Mom is a very smart and witty redhead?

Villain a pasty white man with a huge grudge boner and a murderous female sidekick who does most of the actual scary shit?

School rival/bully is a bitchy Mean Girl who is in the same sport, of which they are one of the best?

Really bad at flirting/talking to the opposite sex?

I say it again: Harry Potter is just a less competent and poorly written Kim Possible.

#these are real thoughts I have when brushing my teeth #harry potter #kim possible #<- two tags i never thought i would be pairing but here we are

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Please reblog! I want a larger sample size.

#“only if my partner does” #DO NOT #I guarantee you will be THE WORST kind of parent

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actually im curious. reblog this and tag the famous man your mom has the hots for. my mom is really into shemar moore and ryan reynolds

#george clooney #and #lin manuel miranda #she is not consistent

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The worst, for me, is sticky. There are few things that send me into a damn near rage like sticky does. I carry baby wipes in my purse specifically for this.

Slimy is a very close second, but sticky is the absolute worst.

#dense #like very thick oatmeal peanut butter or mashed potatoes

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#i love a hairy twink #hozier