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carpet-snark · 12 days
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back on my bs
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carpet-snark · 28 days
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happy actual birthday, spirit phone album
l dont know if niel has ever touched a keytar but he should play one it seems like it fits him
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carpet-snark · 1 month
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literally anything, i mean it $10, $5, $1, ill draw you a lil picture
all you gotta do is dm me a receipt
below the cut are some resources to donate to
Resources post
Resources post 2
Operation olive branch
Twitter thread of fundraisers
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carpet-snark · 1 month
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happy valentine's from my favorite girlboss + boynerd pairing
bafanada and so on
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carpet-snark · 2 months
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guys i reached peak cringe
anyways if you wanna read about my horse(?), its below the cut
ok so i didnt wanna be a pony because i always have to be special
ovis is a bighorn sheep because the idea of a trans sheep wearing fake horns is funny to me
he lives in the high mountains outside of los pegasus, and only really comes down to sell his produce and buy supplies he doesn't grow anything, but he has some livestock on his small property
like pretty much all my self inserts, he barely interacts with the main cast and has maybe three episodes that he's in
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carpet-snark · 2 months
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me when im finally able to draw the alien species ive been trying to design for like a month
anyways these are gifferans. they're like monkey but real fucked up
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carpet-snark · 3 months
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love my lil burger family they're my friends
additional burger friends under the cut
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carpet-snark · 3 months
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im putting this on the main blog because i want there to be no confusion
do NOT attempt to elicit my support in your anti "modern art" rant
i will fight you every single time
(/hj) (for real though) (everyone watch ethanisonline's video "In Defense of Modern Art")
you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art
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carpet-snark · 4 months
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do yall like religious trauma? i clearly do
this man is very normal, he is healthy and sane no problems at all
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carpet-snark · 4 months
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hey look it me
im literally just some guy
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carpet-snark · 4 months
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heyyy, time to remind yall of my layton fanfic that i update once a year
its fun go read it
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carpet-snark · 4 months
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and then they went to find an ancient artifact (in a gay way)
listen, i just think these two sad men with phds should kiss, is that a crime?
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carpet-snark · 4 months
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#I hope they feel like Italian today
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carpet-snark · 4 months
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started as an oc thing, turned into a very different thing
enjoy
(i also always need to practice both painting and backgrounds so..)
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carpet-snark · 5 months
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wowee!
⭐COMMISSION INFO {OPEN}⭐
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I'm opening commissions! If you want to commission me, email be at [email protected] or fill out this form!
I use venmo and cashapp
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v More art examples / terms of service under the cut v
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(you can also search #dizzius draws or #dizzi glows on my blog to find more examples :-} )
COMMISSION TERMS OF SERVICE:
By commissioning me, you agree to:
Use the commissioned art for personal use only (not for your own profit)
NOT use the commissioned art as an NFT
NOT use the commissioned art in anything relating to AI (art, chatbots, music, writing, etc) NOT claim the commissioned art as your own erase, signatures, or trace over the commissioned art (credit is appreciated if you post the art on social media)
Important to note I will request 50% of the payment be made upfront, and then the other 50% after I send the initial sketches. I will not give refunds after each payment is made (unless I cannot complete the drawing for whatever reason) so PLEASE make sure you are able to pay
Once I am done with the initial sketch, I will send it to you and you will be allowed to request three major changes or redraws before I move onto rendering the drawing. After I send you the finished drawing, I may be able to incorporate minor changes, but major changes will require extra payment
Drawings usually take 1-3 weeks (I will tell you if it will take longer) Please tell me if you need it finished by a certain date and I'll see if I can manage it
For payment, I use venmo or cashapp
I reserve the right to refuse any commission that makes me uncomfortable
If you have any questions, feel free to email [email protected]
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carpet-snark · 5 months
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@astrodizzius
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carpet-snark · 5 months
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Trick or treat!
*you have been standing outside my door since yesterday. i finally open it, very groggy* oh shit uh treat?
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