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#oof. the fact that this paragraph lives in my head rent free #enough that i immediately recognized the book #:| #quotes

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

#real #words

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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

#preschool mode is real #sometimes i forget to turn off the Speaking To Dogs voice too #words

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original post

pls reblog for sample size etc

#yeah im taking the mambas #even a particularly determined one can be batted away with a long enough stick #words

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farcille is a perfect ship I’ve latched onto it and will not let go

#honestly just projecting what i want in those two 😭 #i too would cling to a big beautiful loving and talented woman like falin 🪦 #dv talks

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my overtime is being cut down on at work due to new management. i was already struggling while working 60 hours a week, and this is the current state of my bank account. if i could get some help to cover this + extra for upcoming bills/groceries, it would be appreciated

pa¥pal • ca$happ • v£nmo

#justice for rodents 🥺🥺 #words

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#REALIZING HOW MANY BANGERS WERE ON THAT ALBUM #my og fave was million dollar man like you dont even knooowww #but close faves are video games and born to die #words #lana del rey

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thirty & flirty & thriving / shower drains HATE them

#death note

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#lmaooo #me in the store backroom manually calculating the girlies' billable hours to make sure they werent getting shafted on their paycheck #words

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#i do. i do #words

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Black Sails rewatch - Episode XXVIII “I was no one, and then you came, and my island fell, and I became something else. On the night I confiscated the pardon rolls, the night I started becoming, I made clear my position that there would be two sorts of men on the island going forward - those like Captain Vane, determined to stand by their oath to the very end, and those like Captain Throckmorton, happy to be the first to betray it. And thus, as always, to traitors. Captain Throckmorton’s black spot will not be the last. Ignore it, and join him. Heed it, and reclaim your place amongst us. Until then, I remain…Long John Silver.”

#black sails #who else is doing it like her

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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

#real shit #words

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

#hell yeah brother #formative show of my childhood #words

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whats your favorite poem?

"This is for the kids who die, Black and white, For kids will die certainly. The old and rich will live on awhile, As always, Eating blood and gold, Letting kids die.

Kids will die in the swamps of Mississippi Organizing sharecroppers Kids will die in the streets of Chicago Organizing workers Kids will die in the orange groves of California Telling others to get together Whites and Filipinos, Negroes and Mexicans, All kinds of kids will die Who don't believe in lies, and bribes, and contentment And a lousy peace.

Of course, the wise and the learned Who pen editorials in the papers, And the gentlemen with Dr. in front of their names White and black, Who make surveys and write books Will live on weaving words to smother the kids who die, And the sleazy courts, And the bribe-reaching police, And the blood-loving generals, And the money-loving preachers Will all raise their hands against the kids who die, Beating them with laws and clubs and bayonets and bullets To frighten the people— For the kids who die are like iron in the blood of the people— And the old and rich don't want the people To taste the iron of the kids who die, Don't want the people to get wise to their own power, To believe an Angelo Herndon, or even get together

Listen, kids who die— Maybe, now, there will be no monument for you Except in our hearts Maybe your bodies'll be lost in a swamp Or a prison grave, or the potter's field, Or the rivers where you're drowned like Leibknecht But the day will come— You are sure yourselves that it is coming— When the marching feet of the masses Will raise for you a living monument of love, And joy, and laughter, And black hands and white hands clasped as one, And a song that reaches the sky— The song of the life triumphant Through the kids who die."

– Langston Hughes, "Kids Who Die"

#poetry

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TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

#literally saw a tweet reply like 2 days ago that said ‘shipping is about wanting 2 characters to be in a healthy romantic relationship’ #ummmmm [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] #words

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

#nice #words

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5 Favorite Songs at the Moment

thank u to @like-a-million-suns for tagging me :)

1. Fired - Remi Wolf

2. Red Wine Supernova - Chappell Roan

3. Staring Out the Window at Your Old Apartment - Jeff Rosenstock

4. Good Heart - Indigo de Souza

5. One of Your Girls - Troye Sivan

tagging @dogda @anal0g-andr0id @horreurscopes @lokh but no pressure, obv

#dv talks #tag game