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A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

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i want long, pointy fangs. you have no idea how happy fangs would make me. give me fangs. now.

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what the hell is wrong with you (said flirtatiously)

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Penny: if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

Agatha: one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for an hour. don't know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!!

Simon: if you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

#s: ? #carry on #simon snow #penelope bunce #agatha wellbelove

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Penny: [laughs]

Simon: ANGELS EXIST ON EARTH AND MY FRIEND IS THE LIVING PROOF!!!

#s: ? #carry on #penelope bunce #simon snow #simon and penny

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Simon: [exists]

Baz: This means nothing. I'm twelve, I'm sure these feelings will fade.

[Four years later]

Baz: Any day now.

#s: ? #carry on #snowbaz #baz pitch #simon snow

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Agatha: [takes a deep breath] Today is gonna be a good day

Agatha: [deep breath] There’s going to be no bullshit

Agatha: [opens the door to see Penny standing there]

Penny: Simon's shoes are on the roof again

Agatha: [closes the door]

#s: ? #carry on #penelope bunce #agatha wellbelove #simon snow #penny and agatha

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Baz: And what’s the one main rule we have?

Penny and Shepard: Dont dare Simon to do stupid stuff.

Baz: And why is that?

Simon: [With his head stuck between the stair rails] Because I have no regard for my personal well-being.

#s: ? #carry on #simon snow #snowbaz #baz pitch #penny and shepard #simon and penny #simon and shepard #penelope bunce #shepard from omaha

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Penny: You are too good for this world, Simon

Penny: But that’s okay

Penny: I’ll be an asshole for the both of us

#s: ? #carry on #penelope bunce #simon snow #simon and penny

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Simon: Is it too much to ask to just have a quiet night in? Slippers, tea, a nice movie?

The vampire he's currently got in a headlock: Oh mooooood.

#s: ? #carry on #simon snow

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AU - Shepard meeting Baz for the first time

#baz pitch #shepard from omaha #baz and Shepard

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Simon: Baz... I’m in love with you.

Baz, internally: AAAAH oh my god okay it's finally happening play it cool play it cool

Baz, sweating and voice cracking: that’s lit

#s: ? #carry on #snowbaz #simon snow #baz pitch

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Baz: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

#carry on #baz pitch #tw: death

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Penny: What the fuck is that?

Shepard: A cat

Penny: That is clearly a dragon wearing a cat ear headband

Shepard: No it’s not, it’s a cat

Penny: that breathes fire?

Shepard: …It's a very rare breed

Simon: CAN WE KEEP HIM?! CAN WE KEEP HIM?!

#s: ? #carry on #shepard from omaha #penelope bunce #simon snow

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Penny: What are you, five?

Baz: On a scale of one to ten? Yeah.

Penny: Don’t you mean, 'on a scale of one to five'?

Baz: I have self-esteem issues.

Penny: :O

#s: ? #carry on #penelope bunce #baz pitch #penny and baz

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Penny: You weren't a "well behaved" child, you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict.

Simon: ..which is why I was so well behaved!!

#s: ? #carry on #penelope bunce #simon snow #simon and penny #tw: anxiety

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Simon: [kisses Baz softly]

Baz: Snow! We are supposed to be enemies.

Simon: Shit, you're right

Simon: [kisses Baz aggressively]

#s: ? #snowbaz #carry on #simon snow #baz pitch