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can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back

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The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

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babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

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my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

#this

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

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usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome

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Made a discord sticker for study dates with my friend! Feel free to use it (noncommercially of course)

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mobile games taught me that women are always freezing in cold houses

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apparently it’s early-stage cancer

day officially ruined :(

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its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in

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