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cartmankisser · 1 year
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HIII!!! I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE U WRITE FOR THE TSP!! I THOUGHT I WOULD THROW A REQUEST IN HERE BECUZ YKNOW :3 tsp on the brain right now.
may i possibly request a reader who's vv touchstarved but too shy to actually admit they want affection??? romantic w/ the narrator and stanley (separate) please!
i think this is my first headcanon thingy for tsp so i hope it’s okay 😭
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— at first, stanley might not even notice that his significant other wants affection. he tends to be very focused on his work and routine, and might not pick up on the subtle hints you give him. however, once he does realize what's going on, he would try to be more attentive and affectionate towards you! he might start small, with things like holding hands or giving you a quick kiss on the cheek, just so it’s not too awkward.
he might also try to encourage his partner to open up more, without being too forceful. he might suggest things like going on a date or taking a walk together, in order to create a more relaxed and intimate atmosphere for the two of you.
overall, be would want to make sure that you feel loved and appreciated, even if you’re too shy to ask for it directly. he knows what it feels like to not be heard, and he never wants you to feel that way towards him!!
The Narrator would probably pick up on your desire for affection right away, thanks to his keen attention to detail and ability to read people.
he would try to be understanding and patient with you, recognizing that shyness can be difficult to overcome. he might tease you for it sometimes, but he’s just trying to be playful!
maybe he would also use his storytelling skills to create a more romantic atmosphere, perhaps by reading you a love poem or telling you a story idk.. he just has that specific kind of voice that you wouldn’t mind listening to, no matter what he’s saying
however, i feel like he might struggle with wanting to be in control of the situation. he might try to push you to be more open or affectionate, which could backfire and make you feel even more uncomfortable.. 😭
ultimately, the narrator would want to find a way to help you feel comfortable expressing your desires, while also respecting your boundaries and wishes, even if it takes some trial and error.
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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have you ever written general dating/nsfw hcs for the narrator from the stanley parable…??? if you haven’t…cough em’ up bc i need him SO badly. /j
okay more tsp 🤭 for being a literal voice, he’s so adorable
i didnt add any nsfw to this (sorry!!!!!) but you can request nsfw headcanons separately if you’d like :)
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— one of the best things about dating the narrator would be his ability to create romantic and memorable experiences! he might surprise you with a romantic picnic in the park, or take you on a spontaneous road trip to see the stars! and he can be such a hopeless romantic, writing love letters for you and using big fancy words to tell you how much he loves you.
however, i feel like he could also be unpredictable and moody. he might suddenly switch from being charming and romantic to distant and aloof, leaving you wondering what you did wrong 😭,, he’s just a bit of a drama queen and he’ll be over it in fifteen minutes anyways
you would have to be comfortable with being in the spotlight, as the narrator can be quite theatrical and he just loves to perform. he might recite poetry to you in public, or make grand gestures that draw attention from those around you.
he can also be quite controlling at times,,, as he likes to be in charge of the situation. this can usually be both exhilarating and frustrating, as you might feel like you are being led on a journey without knowing where it will end up.
and i feel like he can also be quite intense at times, and might struggle with expressing his emotions in a healthy way. he might become jealous or possessive quite easily, and could have a tendency to overanalyze and overthink situations.
despite these potential issues, the narrator would always try to be honest and upfront with you about his feelings. He would see communication as a key component of any healthy relationship, and would encourage you to be open and honest with him as well!!
he would be an excellent listener, and would always be there to offer support and advice when you need it. he would be able to see things from your perspective and would try to understand your feelings and motivations.
i feel like he would be super attentive to your needs and desires, and would go out of his way to make you feel special and appreciated! this could include things like giving you your favorite snacks, surprising you with thoughtful gifts, or taking you on extravagant dates!
overall though, dating the narrator would be a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences. you would have to be prepared for the unexpected, and be willing to take a chance on someone who isn’t like anyone else you have ever met. it would be a complex and challenging experience, but one that would be filled with love, passion, and commitment! he would always keep you on your toes, and would never let things become dull or routine.
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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you should do alphabet with howdy (romantic) if you want
HOWDY my baby i love him so much he’s adorable 😌
plz ignore if there’s any typos it’s currently 4:38 am as i’m typing this out so don’t be too harsh 😭
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Activities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?
howdy enjoys spending his free time with you, whether it's exploring the town or trying out new recipes together at home. since he spends most of his time running his bodega, he doesn't get out often, but he loves it when you can convince him to do something new and different. sometimes, his awkwardness can show through, but he always tries his best to make you happy!
Beauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?
howdy finds you to be the most beautiful person in the world, inside and out. he admires the way you light up a room with your smile and how you make him feel comfortable around you. despite his extra limbs, he is always careful not to hurt you and loves to hold you close.
Comfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc?
when it comes to comforting you, howdy can be a bit shy and unsure, but he always tries his best to be there for you. he wants you to feel safe and secure, and he will go out of his way to make sure that you’re okay. if you're ever feeling down, he'll offer a listening ear and a bigggg warm hug! extra arms means extra comfort!
Dreams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?
he dreams of a future with you where you are both happy and comfortable, whether that means running the bodega together or pursuing other passions. he wants to build a life with you where you both feel supported and loved, and he'll do whatever it takes to make that dream a reality!
Equal - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?
he definitely sees you as his equal partner in the relationship, and he always wants to make sure that your needs and desires are being considered. despite his giant height and extra limbs, he is always careful not to dominate the relationship, and he values open communication and mutual respect.
Fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?
howdy absolutely believes in forgiveness and he always looks for compromises when there’s a disagreement. he can be a bit shy when it comes to confrontation, but he'll always do his best to talk things out and find a way to move forward together.
Gratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?
he’s incredibly grateful for everything that you do for him, and he makes sure to express his gratitude all the time!! despite his shyness towards affection, he always finds ways to show you how much he appreciates you, whether that's through small gestures or big romantic gestures.
Honesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?
he definitely believes in being open and honest with you, although he can be a bit bashful when it comes to intimacy. he values transparency in the relationship and wants you to feel comfortable sharing everything with him. he trusts you completely and wants to build a relationship based on mutual respect and honesty.
Inspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?
your presence in his life has been a source of inspiration for him!! you've encouraged him to try a lot of new things and he's grateful for the way you push him out of his comfort zone and help him grow. at the same time, he wants to inspire you to pursue your own passions and achieve your dreams, and he supports you in any way he can!
Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?
i don’t think he would get jealous easily, but he would sometimes get a bit insecure. he knows that sometimes he can be a bit awkward, and he worries that you might find someone more outgoing or confident. however, he trusts you completely and knows that you chose to be with him for a reason. when he does feel jealous, he tries to talk to you about it and work through his feelings together with you without getting too possesive
Kiss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?
howdy can be a bit bashful and awkward when it comes to intimacy and affection, but i’d say he’s an average kisser? his kisses are gentle and sweet, and he always tries to make sure that you feel loved and cherished with them. the first kiss was a bit awkward, as he was nervous about himself being so inexperienced. however, as soon as your lips met, he knew that he had nothing to worry about, and he melted into the moment.
Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?
he can be a bit shy about expressing his feelings, but when he's ready to confess his love to you, he would do it in a very heartfelt way. he might write you a love letter or take you to a special spot where you both have shared memories, and pour his heart out to you. he would want to make sure that you know just how much he cares about you, and that he's committed to making you happy!!!
Marriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?
howdy definitely wants to get married someday, but he would want to make sure that it's the right time and that you're both ready for that step. when he proposes, he would want it to be a special moment that you'll always remember. he might take you to a beautiful spot in nature, or surprise you with a thoughtful gesture that shows how much he cares. the marriage would be a loving and supportive partnership, where you both work together to build a life that makes you both happy!! :)
Nicknames - What do they call their s/o?
i feel like he would call you his sweetheart or darling. or maybe he would also give you a nickname that's unique to your relationship, like sunflower if you love gardening together or muffin if you both love baking!!!
On Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?
ooo okay so!! when is in love, it's superrrrr obvious to everyone around him. he would seem a bit more confident and outgoing, and he'd definitely be more affectionate towards you. he might surprise you with thoughtful gestures or little gifts, just to show you how much he cares. basically he would express his crush through his actions, even if he's a too shy to say it out loud.
PDA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?
howdy is a bit shy when it comes to pda, but he's not afraid to show that he's proud to be with you! he might hold your hand or put his arm around you when you're out in public, but he won't go overboard with it. he's a lot more comfortable expressing his affection in private, where he can be more himself and let his guard down!
Quirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.
okay hear me out just because i cant stop thinking about them... his extra limbs are actually helpful in a relationship. for example, he could help you carry heavy things or give you a hug and hold your hand at the same time. he's also able to multitask better than most, so he can be there for you in multiple ways at once!
Romance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?
i think he would be a little shy at first, but he's actually quite romantic! he likes to surprise you with thoughtful gestures or unique experiences. he might plan a picnic in a beautiful spot, or take you to a concert for a band you both love. he's not afraid to be a bit creative with his romance, but he also knows how to do the classic things like bringing you flowers or writing you a love letter.
Support - Are they helping their s/o achieve there? Do they believe in them?
howdy is a very supportive partner!! he believes in you and wants to help you achieve your dreams. he's there to listen and offer advice when needed, but he also knows when to step back and let you figure things out on your own. he's always there to encourage and cheer you on, no matter what your goals are!
Thrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?
he likes to keep things interesting in his relationship! he enjoys trying out new things and going on adventures with his significant other. he's always open to suggestions for new activities or experiences, but he also knows when to slow things down and enjoy a quiet evening at home. he's flexible and adaptable, and he's always looking for ways to keep the relationship fresh and exciting for you!!
Understanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?
howdy is a good listener and he's super empathetic towards you. he tries to understand your perspective and feelings, and he's always there to offer support and comfort when needed. he values communication and honesty in his relationship, and he's always working to build a stronger emotional connection with you!!! :) <3
Value - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?
howdy places a high value on his relationship. it's one of the most important things in his life, and he's willing to make sacrifices to keep it strong and healthy! he sees his partner as his equal and he's always striving to make sure they feel loved and appreciated. while he has other responsibilities and interests in his life, his relationship is a top priority for him and he's committed to making it work for the long haul!
Wild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.
he loves to surprise you with little gifts and treats, even if they are sometimes a bit unconventional. he might bring home a bag of exotic fruits he found at the market or a strange trinket he found at a thrift store that he thinks you would appreciate. he just likes to see your face light up with happiness!!!
XOXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?
i feel like howdy would be pretty affectionate with you, although sometimes he can be a bit shy or awkward about it. he loves to cuddle and hold hands, and he's not afraid to steal a kiss whenever he gets the opportunity. he's always looking for ways to show you how much he cares, whether it's through physical affection or through little gestures!
Yearning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?
whenever you’re far away, he likes to stay busy with work and other activities to distract himself. he also enjoys writing letters or sending little gifts to let you know he's thinking of you! however, sometimes he just needs to take a break and give himself time to feel his emotions. he might take a day off to relax and process his feelings, or he might call you just to hear your voice and feel a little closer.
Zeal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?
howdy is willing to go to great lengths for your relationship. he's committed to making it work and he's willing to make sacrifices and put in the effort required to keep it strong! if you’re going through a difficult time, he'll be there to offer support and encouragement. if there's a problem in the relationship, he'll help work to find a solution and make things right! he's not afraid to put his all into his relationship, because he knows how much it means to him!!!
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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please. im begging you. a crumb of content for us Howdy simps. relationship headcannons, fluff alphabet, just grabbing the caterpillar and holding him hostage for cuddles, your pick. just some tooth-rotting fluff for the jolly green giant that is Howdy.
YES OKAY GUYS SO i’m working on a howdy pillar fluff alphabet right now because someone before you requested it too 🤭
i’ve barely started tbh but i’m going to try to finish it before the morning and have it scheduled to post sometime tomorrow morning :)
EDIT!!!! i’ve finished it!! it’s scheduled to post at 8:30 am central time tomorrow (may 3)
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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Could you write headcanons for Frank Frankly please? Tyvm!!
i’m just going to assume this was meant to be romantic because that’s like… my whole account
also i haven’t seen much of frank so i apologize if this is a bit ooc,,
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frank would be very attentive towards you. he would always make sure to keep an eye out for you and listen to your thoughts and feelings, and would always be there to support you when you need it.
he is a bit of a workaholic, but he would always make time for you! he would prioritize your relationship over his silly research and make sure to plan special dates and outings just to let you know how much you mean to him! (of course, he wouldn’t dare to say that directly to you)
frank is a bit of a neat freak, so he would always make sure that your home is clean and organized. he would also take care of little details, like buying your favorite snacks or making sure the temperature is just right.
he tries not to show his soft side too much, but his ideal date with you is a picnic in the park! he has the whole thing planned out too. he grabs all of your favorite snacks, a big quilt to sit on, and of course, his butterfly net.
like come on imagine sitting under a tree with him and he’s pointing to all the bugs that surround the flowers and showing you their page in his book full of his bug research. like that seems so cute!!
he’s a bit of a traditionalist, so he would always try to treat you like a gentleman should. he would open doors for you, pull out chairs, and always pay for dinner.
frank does have a secret silly side, and he would always try to make you laugh and smile. he might not be direct about trying to make you laugh, but the effort is truly there. 🤭
he’s always very passionate and dedicated about everything that he does, so he would always work hard to make your relationship strong and loving. he would put in the effort to keep the spark alive and would never take you for granted!!
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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HOWDY IS SO!!! love him fr
HES LITERALLY ADORABLE
so tall… so many arms… so many thoughts…
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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how can i attract the howdy simps to my account
please hear me out he’s so cute
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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stares at you cutely eyes wide while foaming at the mouth….i see you write for welcome home!!!!!!! could you write wally darling and eddie dear (separate ofc) dating hcs ^_^
eddie seems so sweet i lobe heem…
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— when wally realizes that he has feelings for you, i can imagine it going two different ways.
the first way would be that he would be very honest and sincere when he confesses! he’s always very direct with his words, especially when they’re meaningful! he might like to take you on a special date or find some other special way to express his feelings!!
the second way, and my personal favorite, is that he straight up just… doesn’t ask to be your boyfriend. all he knows is that he likes to be near you, so he’s just gonna follow you around like a lost puppy begging for your attention!
i think that wally would be a very attentive partner though, always making sure that you feel loved and appreciated!! i feel like he would be pretty affectionate, often expressing his feelings through quality time with you! sometimes he can come off as a bit clingy, but why wouldn’t he want to be around you all the time?! :D
i think he would enjoy simple, low-key dates like picnics in the park, playing together at home, or going for a walk through the neighborhood. he loves his neighborhood a lot, so i don’t see him wanting to get out of town often
wally is a very creative person, so he might surprise you with little gestures like writing you a love poem or painting a portrait of you!! he would try to be very cheesy romantic and would always find ways to make you feel special!
he’s a very loyal and devoted partner, so he would always be there for you, no matter what. he would be very protective and somewhat possessive of you and would do anything to make you feel as special as you are to him!!!
— when eddie realizes that he has feelings for you, he would be a little nervous about confessing his feelings, but he would be very honest and open when he finally does, even if it ends up being a bit awkward.. he’s just relived to get everything off his chest!
he would be a very caring and thoughtful partner, always making sure that you feels supported and loved. he might be a little nervous about showing affection, but i can see him trying to express his feelings through small gestures like holding hands or leaving little notes for you to find. maybe even writing love letters every day to drop off with your mail!!
i feel like he would enjoy spending time with you in quiet, intimate settings where you can really connect and get to know each other!! he might like going for walks in nature, trying new hobbies, or staying in to watch movies.
in the relationship, eddie would prioritize honesty and communication. he would want to make sure that you always feel comfortable talking to him about anything, and he would be a great listener when you need to vent or share your thoughts.
eddie is a loyal and affectionate partner. he might be a little reserved at first, but he would open up more as he becomes more comfortable and secure in the relationship!!
overall, eddie would be a very kind and dependable partner who will always be there to support you with cuddles and kisses!! he might be a little shy showing his affection outwardly at first, but he would always show his love through his actions and thoughtfulness!
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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so like hear me out...
wally darling and his partner who is a famous rock singer. he is just absolutely OBSESSED with helping her make posters for concerts (since he likes to paint)
-👾 anon
AW THIS IS SUCH A CUTE IDEA
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— the second that wally heard that you liked to preform, he was instantly your biggest fan!!! he’s heard you sing before, and he was instantly obsessed with your voice!! and when he found out you preformed too??? omg he was so excited to help
— wally takes pride in his artwork and is always excited to lend his skills to help you with your music shows. he loves creating unique and eye-catching designs that will be sure to bring everyone in town to your show!!
— he enjoys collaborating with you and bouncing ideas off of you to create the perfect poster or flyer. you two make a great team, and wally's artistic talents are a perfect complement to your musical talents.
— wally's posters and flyers are always the talk of the town, and people will often ask you who made them. they're a great conversation starter, and wally takes pride in knowing that his artwork is helping you succeed in your music career!!
— he puts a lot of thought and care into each poster and flyer he creates. he wants to make sure that the design reflects the tone and style of your music and will appeal to your fans!
— he’s always open to feedback and suggestions from you, too. he knows that constructive criticism is essential to growing as an artist and improving his craft! he isn’t too familiar with rock, so he always trusts your advice and criticism!
— he will always attend your shows and he just loves seeing his artwork displayed around the venue! he feels a sense of pride and accomplishment knowing that his art helped contribute to the success of the show!!!!!
— you will always make sure to thank him for his help and you recognize that his artwork plays a significant role in promoting your music and attracting fans to your shows. together, you two make a great team, and your passion and dedication to your respective crafts are evident in everything you do together!!
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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I GOT YOU FAM!
I'd love a Wally fluff alphabet, please! 🥰
omg ur amazing for linking it. creds for the prompts are linked in pink text of the request!! :)
if you haven’t seen, i ran a poll on my account for what type of personality wally should have and the option that won was, and i quote, “normal wally but… just a little messed up and obsessive.”
so i guess this is like?? mildly yandere wally? haha i’m not sure.. he slowly gets slightly more deranged as this goes on,,
using the small font because these always turn out really long 😭
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Activities - “What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?”
— wally isn’t too picky when it comes to hanging out. he’d honestly be content just sitting in silence with you!
in such a small neighborhood, everything is just a few minutes away! it’s not uncommon for you two to take walks around the neighborhood, maybe stopping at howdys shop for snacks before spending the afternoon sitting in a flower-filled field with books and arts and crafts material.
maybe you two could teach each other little crafts you’ve learned over the years!! friendship bracelets, origami, crochet, whatever!!
Beauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?
— you’re just such a great friend to him! so caring and kind to him… he always feels calm whenever you’re around, just because of how loving you are!!
most of his uncertainties or insecurities just vanishes whenever he’s with you.. no one else ever could ever make him feel so special! it’s amazing!!!!
Comfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc?
— wally has a hard time picking up on your feelings if you don’t straight up tell him that you’re upset. however, if you’re ever crying or upset, he’d try his best to comfort you!
his go-to comfort methods are usually things that make him happy or calm him down. something like singing a song that barnaby has sung to him before or drawing happy memories to distract you from whatever is making you upset!
he tends to explain to you that he would never make you feel as bad as you do right now. he’s the only one here to comfort you! no one else cares that you’re upset, but he does!! because he loves you!!! :)
Dreams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?
— wally dreams of a calm, domestic future with you! he loves his neighborhood and home very dearly, and i don’t see him wanting to move anytime soon (he has no reason to!), but he really can’t wait for you to permanently move in with him! sure, he keeps you at his house for as long as you’re willing to stay, but you still leave him at the end of the day!!!!
home is one of his friends too, and he would never abandon a friend! so hopefully you can get used to living inside of a sentient house.. (no matter how much home scares you)
other than that though, i don’t see him wanting to change too much? you two are already so happy together, so why would anything need to change? all you really need is eachother anyways!!!!
Equal - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?
— i think that he thinks you two are equal. i mean, he tries to listen to you, but sometimes you just need his help!!! he believes that a relationship should be built on respect and understanding! dont you respect him? :(
you really should just trust him and know that what he does for you is for the best. he’s not trying to scare or control you or anything!! he’s just trying to keep you safe and happy with him!!! that’s all!!!! :)))
Fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?
— while he might be quick to forgive you, he doesn't easily forget the actions that led to the conflict. he prefers to work through disagreements for a compromise, that way you both can continue to be happy together!! albeit, he tends to be a bit patronizing and condescending when you two disagree on something,,,
he doesn’t get mad at you very often though. i can see him being awfully patient with you when it comes to misunderstandings and such. he knows you don’t mean to be rude about it!! you just need him to explain to you why he’s right!!!
Gratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?
— he’s very grateful for you!! he enjoys the admiration, love, and support you show him, and he makes sure to show his appreciation and love back through small gestures, like surprising you with treats or leaving little notes around your house when he visits! that way, you’re always thinking about how much he loves and appreciates you!
Honesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?
— wally values honesty in the relationship and doesn’t feel the need to keep secrets from you unless they would hurt you. and he knows you wouldn’t dare keep anything from him. not if you truly loved him, that is..
he doesn’t really understand secrets that much anyways.. everyone in the neighborhood is such good friends, why would they need to hide anything? (aka, wally unintentionally talks shit and causes drama /hj)
Inspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?
— you’ve definitely inspired him to try out new mediums and techniques in his art. i mean, he usually just paints and draws things he likes! and there’s nothing wrong with that, but recently he’s been trying new things!
with you around to help, he’s rarely hit any creative blocks. you’ve shown him how to connect his emotions to his paintings. and now he knows even more ways to make art that is more than just color on paper!!! truly amazing :)!!
Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?
— wally is quite possessive and can get jealous easily. he deals with it by keeping a close eye on you, and if he perceives any threat to his relationship, he will go to great lengths to eliminate that threat.
he would never destroy something that means a lot to you, but of course, he has to make sure he means the most to you!!! after everything he does for you, how could you not love him more than anything else!?! :)
Kiss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?
— i love him a lot okay? but he is definitely not a good kisser. he’s never loved anyone like he’s loved you, so he’s just… inexperienced?
i feel like the first kiss would be awkward and tense, as he was nervous and unsure of how you would react to his feelings, but it was still very passionate and meaningful! sometimes you just take his breath away and leave him speechless, but actions speak more than words, right? @:))))
Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?
— he would confess his love in a very straightforward and direct manner. he would likely sit you down and tell you about how he couldn't imagine his life without you, and that hes willing to do anything to make you happy!!!
he was confident and direct with his confession because he was sure that he had you wrapped around his finger. before he confessed to you, he made sure to be open enough that you’d enjoy talking to him, but mysterious enough that you’d surely be thinking about him all day, wanting to hear more from him.
Marriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?
— he does want to get married, and he would propose in a grand, romantic way!! he would likely plan an elaborate surprise, such as a candlelit dinner or a sweet picnic in a meadow, and then get down on one knee to ask you to marry him!! he would make sure the moment was so special that there was no chance that you could reject him!
the marriage itself would be pretty traditional, with wally insisting on taking care of all the arrangements and ensuring that everything was perfect for you.
Nicknames - What do they call their s/o?
— i feel like he would call you things such as "my love" or "my darling," and he would use petnames often to remind you how much he adores you!
he has a habit of calling you a handful of different petnames, but always adding “my“ to the beginning of it. you’re his sweetheart!!!! his love!!!!! no one else’s!!!!!!
On Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?
— when wally falls in love, he becomes completely devoted to you. his feelings are somewhat obvious to others, as he can become a bit possessive and jealous when others try to get too close to you, even though he tries to hide those feelings in front of others.
he expresses his love through attention and gifts, showering his significant other with affection and making sure they know how much they truly mean to him!!!!
PDA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?
— he’s pretty upfront about his relationship and is not afraid to show affection in public. he enjoys making others aware of you two and he takes pride in displaying his love for you!!!!
he’s not the type to like??? shove his tongue down your throat in public 😭 but i mean small things like holding your hand and keeping you close to him when you two are out together!!
Quirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.
— wally has a photographic memory, which makes him incredibly attentive to your wants and desires. he never forgets important dates or details, and always makes sure to surprise you with things that make you happy!!
he knows what size clothes you wear and what scent perfume you use. he always picks up your favorite snacks before you come over and he makes sure to use your favorite colors a lot when he makes paintings for you!!!
Romance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?
— i feel like he’d be pretty romantic!! and he loves to make grand gestures to make you feel special!! i like to think he’s somewhat creative in his approach and he enjoys surprising you with things you never expected.
he will go to great lengths to make you happy, even if it means doing something cliché like writing love letters or preparing a candlelit dinner. however, his possessiveness can sometimes lead to darker and more dangerous displays of love, such as stalking or isolating you from others.
Support - Are they helping their s/o achieve their? Do they believe in them?
— wally sees himself as your personal cheerleader and will do anything to help you achieve your dreams. however, his version of support can be a little intense as sometimes he tends to control your choices to ensure your success. he believes in you so much that he'll go to extreme measures to make sure you reach your full potential.
i feel like he would also be sure to tell you that you two achieved the victory together and that you wouldn’t have gotten to where you are without him!! he doesn’t mean it in a rude way!!!!! he just wants you to thank him sometimes!!!!!
Thrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?
— i think that he wouldn’t mind trying out new things with you sometimes, but only if it's on his terms! he has a certain routine that he likes to follow, and deviation from it can trigger his possessive behavior a bit...
he's very particular about what he considers "spicing things up" and can tend to be a bit controlling when it comes to decision-making. he just wants to make sure you stay nice and safe!!! he makes sure to take good care of his belongings! :)
Understanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?
— he believes that he knows you better than anyone else, and as such, he can be highly empathetic when it suits him... however, he's also prone to getting lost in his own delusions and can struggle to see things from your perspective when he feels threatened.
mostly though, he tends to be more sympathetic and pitiful instead of empathetic whenever you’re upset.
Value - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?
— the relationship is everything to him!!! and he's not afraid to make that known! he has a bad habit of seeing you as his property and will stop at nothing to keep you by his side. in his eyes, the relationship is worth more than anything else in his life, and he'll do whatever it takes to protect it!!! you truly mean everything him, and he’s not afraid to give everything else up for you!!!! :)
Wild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.
— wally loves to pamper you with expensive gifts and lavish attention. he believes that he deserves your love and affection in return for the gifts and he sees them as a way of showing you how much he cares!
XOXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?
— he is extremely affectionate and loves to shower you with cuddles and affection. however, sometimes it tends to turn into a bit of possessive behavior if he feels like someone else is encroaching on your time together.
Yearning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?
— whenever he’s missing you, i feel like he copes by somewhat obsessing over you... he'll stare over old photos and drawings, collecting small things you might’ve left at his house, overanalyzing them until he can almost feel your presence.
he also might engage in stalkerish behavior,,, staring at your house through his window.. maybe even walking to your place to peek through the windows if he thinks he can get away with it.
Zeal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?
— he’s willing to go to great lengths for the relationship, even if it might seem hurtful from your perspective... he tends to see himself as your companion and protector and will stop at nothing to keep you safe, even if it means resorting to things you might not like. his zeal can quickly turn dangerous if he feels that you’re in danger.
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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okay i’m gonna wait maybe another 10-15 mins before starting the headcanons :)
for the wally darling fluff alphabet, tell me what you would prefer!!!
(i’m not waiting the full day for the poll to end haha)
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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for the wally darling fluff alphabet, tell me what you would prefer!!!
(i’m not waiting the full day for the poll to end haha)
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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okay wow i’ll start it after i eat dinner!! 😌😌 i didn’t know people would like the idea so much haha
i really wanna do the fluff alphabet for wally even though no one asked 😭
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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i really wanna do the fluff alphabet for wally even though no one asked 😭
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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so like how many requests do you have at the moment. i wont send anything in if you have too many. /pos
-👾 anon
oops i literally didnt see this
172 thingies in my inbox right now.. but don’t worry! send in whatever you’d like :)
i try not to delete too many requests, so even if it takes a while, it will eventually get posted
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Fun fact: If you put grapes in the microwave, they explode
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this is incredible information to have… i will use it wisely
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cartmankisser · 1 year
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i had a dream where you just quit tumblr and writing forever and i just remember being really mad and sad and annoyed and everything about it because you never posted the narrator tentacles fic (and i just really like your writing) :3 rly excited for it tho
HELP LMFAOOO
shhhh no talk of tentacle porn on here my friends follow me /hj
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