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Have you guys ever been in a fandom where the majority of its fanfiction was really high-quality? If so, tell me which fandom it is in the tags. For me it's the Witcher.

#spy vs spy #I’m being so serious #the fics are either the most heartwarming sweet fluff you’ve ever read #or the most gut wrenching angst that will leave you with another mental illness after reading #and it’s all written like it belongs in its own section in a library

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My partner showed me the song Father Finlee and now I have an absolutely wretched ending to the FTUT fanfiction I have been working on that had pretty much nothing to do with Father Finley.

#faith #faith john ward #faith airdorf #faith the unholy trinity #faith fanfiction #spence hood #it’s making me so deliciously upset with myself

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Sometimes I’m reminded that my sister can see my posts and I worry about what she’s learned about me. Hi dear beloved sister of mine, don’t mind my cringeposting, we slay ✨✨✨

#it’s terrifying #hello dear sister of mine #i know you can see this

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Top ten posts that did not age well 😭😭😭

Time to play my favorite game!

Am I simping?

Or is it Gender Envy?

Could be one. Could be another. Could be both. Could be neither. We may never know.

This is nowhere near all of them, this is just how many I had quick access to photos of.

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Same bestie same

I love Bugbo so fucking much it’s what’s keeping me going right now besides my girlfriend

#bugbo #repost

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But also they’re best friends

Bugbo is only afraid of one thing and it’s Pinkiepie my little pony

#and she’s not even remotely scared of him #bugbo #my little pony #bugbo bensilly #mlp

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Bugbo is only afraid of one thing and it’s Pinkiepie my little pony

#bugbo #bugbo bensilly #my little pony #pinkamena

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Me and my partner are the target audience

#bugbo #bo burnham #bo burnham what #I think I’m funny #my art #bugbo bensilly

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the "cinnamonroll 🥺"ification of autistic charaters is RANCID. undertale papyrus is autism coded and literally everyone is like "omg soft baby boy my cinnamon roll 🥺🥺🥺" SHUT UP!!! HE HAS EMOTIONS!!! HE CAN BE ANGRY!!!!!!!! and then yellow guy has it too HE ISNT JUST DUMB AND INNOCENT HE LITERALLY PULLED OUT A CHAINSAW AND STARTED CUTTING THE OTHER TWO UP. then theres the people who start doing that to gerbo.. hes a SPIDER. hes an ACTUAL GREEN SPIDER. he had a plan to get bugbo out so obviously he can be smart so everyone shut up because i have autism and doing this to characters i relate to is making me ableist (/j) okay out of my angry era peace and love 💖💖💖

#THIS!!! ALL OF THIS!!!! #dhmis #undertale #bugbo #autism #I also hate people who do this #papyrus can be angry and say fuck words #yellow guy is just as violent and angry as the other two! #GERBO LITERALLY JUST TALKS SLOWLY #i hate people who do this pls shut up #repost

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Haha ewww a gay person 😰🏳️‍🌈⁉️

#himb #HIMBB #bugbo #thomas flyswatter #repost #not my art #bugbo thomas flyswatter #I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE OMGGG

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WHAT IF BUGBO SAYS THE GERBOS NOT VERY BRIGHT BECAUSE GERBO ISN’T SCARED OF HIM AND HE THINKS GERBO IS TOO STUPID TO SEE HOW DANGEROUS BUGBO IS BUT IN REALITY GERBO JUST LOOKS PAST HIS GOD LIKE ABILITIES (for better if for worse) AND IS LIKE HE’S JUST A GUY!!!! Or maybe I’m reading way too much into funny bug show

#bugbo #bensilly #bugbo gerbo #I’m gonna headcannon this #>:>

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OKay but. but what if I wrote a holiday themed bugbo story???

HEAR ME OUT ABOUT IT OKAY!!!!

it's just a little nice happy feel good story, right? just a cute little happy sweet holiday story with friendship and nice stuff and Im feeling real seasonal depression-y rn and i need some cozy fanfiction and im hyperfixating HARD on this stupid bug thing and here are my ideas here here here here here here heheehehehhehe

okay so my idea would surround thomas because im very normal about him

hes like "bleh holidays bleh im so grumpy bleh bleh im actually very lonely but i would never admit it blehhhhhh"

and bugbo comes up and says "holidays yay forgiveness come celebrate with us"

and thomas agrees after some manipulation convincing

and thomas eventually has a good time and shit and they all have a nice time together

and gerbo knits everyone presents because i said so

and thomas gets one too and hes like what omgggg

they all sit around by a camp fire together and thomas forgets that hes supposed to hate bugbo and that he tried to kill him and stuff

then theres this wholesome scene at the end that makes bugbo less dickish and more empathetic (no matter how out of charcater that is)

bugbo is literally just extreamly fucking autistic

and everyone has a nice time and its all wholesome and sweet and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im vibrating violently while writing this rn

it wouldn't be called any specific holiday, though most of the traditions would likely be more christmas adjacent since that what I know most about

but it would be subtle, no santa or capitalism of micheal buble or anything

I may make up a holiday and little bug holiday traditions

mosly gift giving and maybe a tree, more focused on the winter aspect of the holidays and stuff

mostly feel good comfy warm nice cozy friendship and stuff

(no shipping bc it doesn't fit the vibe im going for)

i have no clue whatsoever what it would be called

im just infodumping at this point

im gonna write it one way or another,

but i may post it here if anybody is interested :>

and that friends is what happens when I write with no plan and just ramble about something im excited about for a big ass bulleted list

#bugbo #bugbo fanfic #rambling #fanfiction #yes i know im cringe i thrive off of it #holiday stories #holiday fanfic #cozy fluffy tooth rotting fanfic #im sobbing i have to start writing this nowww

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New ship dynamic just dropped Red Wine x Monster Energy

#red wine #monster energy #ship dynamics

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There are no signs whatsoever that cars exist in the bugbo universe and despite this I’m making car related / driving headcannons cause fuck you. >:D

Bugbo

He is always driving exactly. the speed limit.

Not a digit over or under.

And he never accelerates or breaks, the car just. is. in the state he wants it to be.

Everyone in the car has to be buckled up, sitting straight forward, feet on the floor, or the car isn’t moving.

(Fights have broken out because of this, usually between him and Hoppo)

He says it’s for safety

(knowing him it’s prolly a power trip thing)

There is no music. Dead silence. Even the wind outside seems quieter

And in the off chance there is music, there’s no lyrics and it’s probably some shit like

“Kahoot Question Music 1 Hour Loop”

And it’s so quiet you can’t even recognize what it is.

If you try to talk to him he’ll respond in short, almost snippy responses

If you keep trying he’ll eventually just point blank say “You know, it’s not very safe or polite to distract the driver.”

Unless he likes you, somehow, then he might have a short conversation with you.

He does the same when he’s a passenger, but to a lesser degree

He’s usually the one who dictates who drives, and, for some reason, he picks Joe a lot.

(Joe doesn’t mind, he likes driving :>)

Hoppo has accused him of being scared of driving before, which he did not take kindly to.

Gerbo

He tends not to drive since cars don’t fit his… build.

He’s all legs, cars aren’t made that way

But in the case that he does, he’d probably drive really slow, mostly out of caution

He most definitely is scared of driving (but Hoppo isn’t gonna say anything to him)

Which isn’t much of an issue considering they probably have the only car on globe

Like that one Yo Gabba Gabba episode

Music wise, I’m not sure

Everyone infantilizes him so much, it drives me crazy

Y’all aren’t listening to Baby Shark 10hr loop

Maybe once for the hype

BUT THATS IT

He probably would listen to more upbeat music,

I have a very limited taste in music and I don’t think he’d like any of my music (It’s all about drugs and wanting to eat the rich or it’s Jack Stauber)

Actually he’d maybe like some Jack Stauber music! Like maybe Buttercup and songs along those lines! His more happy sounding music?

Idk other people with different/better music taste tell me what you think

He doesn’t mind conversation while he’s driving. In fact, I think he likes it!

He likes the casual small talk type conversations, and if they lead into deeper conversations that’s even better!

He offers to drive anytime, but it’s usually either Bugbo or Joe driving, not that he minds. (Please don’t make him drive)

(He does prefer it when Joe drives, but he’d never say it, especially not to bugbo)

Gradient Joe

He’d probably drive the most

He’s the one most… built? for a car?

He tries to drive the speed limit but he might get distracted and speed up or slow down a little

So like, typical driving? I guess?

His music would likely also be more instrumental, mostly because it is a bit easier to focus

And he’s probably driving everyone around, so he’s gonna need some help focusing

But also when it does have lyrics, y’all can fight me on this but I bet he’d like love songs

Like, this isn’t a “omg he’s a romantic he wants to kiss everyone and marry everyone omgggg” thing, more of a like,

Everything is so- rough? All the time?

I mean, he got shoved face fucking first down a mystery hole that was who knows how deep, then guilted into running for mayor with no prep, and then whitenesses a murder, all in around 48 hours

Everything is so fast paced and bright and so much all the time

And love songs are usually much softer, calmer, sweeter

It’s a little moment of peace, you know? Even if it’s just a little distraction before Bugbo ropes him into another wildly overwhelming adventure

Anyway woah car headcannons hi this is what we’re here for jfc

He kinda prefers it to be a little quieter too

(And I think bugbo might, in one of his brief moments of kindness, remind the others to be quieter so he can focus)

If it’s just him and one other person, he might substitute music for listening to them talk

Even if he can’t respond, he likes to nod along and give other people a little break too. Just let them get things off their chest, yk?

I bet he also likes to drive because it is a little tiny bit of control within this chaos ridden mess of a universe.

Why is this one so long? Where did all the gradient joe angst come from? What the hell?

Hoppo

She doesn’t drive often either

Not because she’s built more bug like and so it’s a little awkward for her, she makes that work.

She doesn’t drive because the others won’t let her.

She is driving at least 15 over the speed limit on a “safe” day

Hits curbs like they spat at her grandma

Probably has at least one leg propped up in the seat at all times

only one hand on the wheel

Music. Is. BLASTING.

Marina, Scene Queen, Mother Mother, Sir Chloe, Girl in Red, Penelope Scott, Hemlock Springs, Mitski, Chrissy Chlapecka, Kiki Rockwell, and the occasional Lemon Demon

She has a playlist called “songs to piss bugbo off”

And she’s just casually chatting with whoever is in the front seat while the car shakes from the bass in these songs

Bugbo doesn’t let her drive because he knows she’s doing her best to piss him off

Joe doesn’t let her drive out of pure fear

Gerbo, ironically, is usually in the front seat because he minds her driving the least

If it was just her and Gerbo or Joe she’d prolly tone it down some, maybe at least turn the music down

But if Bugbo is within five miles, you best believe Pink Rover is gonna be shaking the ground he stands on like an earthquake

She’s pretty much the same as a passenger. If Bugbo is driving she’s being obnoxious and goofy, if it’s anyone else she will tone it down some

If Bugbo’s not around she’ll tone it down a lot, maybe just chatting and laughing

(Let me make it clear, she doesn’t dislike bugbo, in fact quite the opposite. But that’s another headcannon for another day)

Thomas Flyswatter

He has the only other car on globe

(I can’t decide if it’s the helicopter he used and it just doubles as a car or if this bitch just has like a Honda civic parked behind his lair)

Driving wise, he’s similar to Joe

Generally pretty typical, though depending on his mood he might speed quite a bit

He rarely, rarely has anyone else in his car

If you even see his car he trusts you a lot

If he drives you around you might as well be besties

Or he pities you (which if this man is pitying you you’ve gotta get your life in check bestie cause holy shit-)

The music he plays depends on his mood and who he’s with

If hes in a villainy “I’m gonna go do evil things mwah ha ha >:D” he’s listening to Toby Fox (and y’all cannot convince me otherwise)

If he’s in a more relaxed mood he, too, may listen to Jack Stauber (probably different than the songs Gerbo would listen to though, some similarities tho) and Definitely some Will Wood

If you are his absolute bestie, like he trusts you with his life, he may, if you’re lucky, break out the broadway music, but only if you’re very lucky

He may be a little quiet at first, but if whoever he’s driving around starts a conversation with him he’ll talk

And also if he’s not talking he’s subconsciously lip syncing because I’m projecting stfu

He also hits curbs a lot

#bugbo #bugbo headcanons #driving headcannons #is this a unique thing? #that tag didn’t come up when I typed it out- #bugbo bensilly #gradient joe #bugbo gradient joe #gerbo #bugbo gerbo #Hoppo #bugbo hoppo #Thomas Flyswatter #bugbo thomas flyswatter #can you tell who my favorite character is? #duh! it’s obviously Thomas! #I legit have no clue why Joes and Hoppis got so long? #anyway i’m rambling #and i’m sick #so expect a lot of this bullshit #over the next few days #weeks maybe?

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I had a dream that the new trend on tumblr was to create CW (as in the TV channel) versions of characters popular online, like they did with the Archie Comics and Nancy Drew and maybe tried to do with the Powerpuff Girls or something? So like, people would take undertale or homestuck or welcome home and make it unreasonably dramatic and angsty with a million romance subplots and weirdly adult looking teenagers. And my take was gonna be the Bugbo version. All I can remember is that it took place in high school (as many cw shows do), Gradient Joe had big ass round glasses, and Thomas Flyswatter was a big theater kid (who might’ve been a Bo Burnham fan but I can’t quite remember if it was him or Will Wood? Idfk man).

Anyway now I wanna actually design that for gits and shiggles

#CW channel #Bugbo #weird dreams #tumblr is invading my dreams #character design #the cw

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You know you’re mentally ill when you have an entire animation planned out in your head about Thomas Flyswatter and his tragic backstory set to Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon.

#bugbo #thomas flyswatter #bugbo thomas flyswatter #bensilly #cabinet man #lemon demon #and it will never see the light of day #because i do not have the motivation for that

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THIS!!!

thomas flyswatter kidnaps bugbo, ties him up by the leg and leaves him hanging there while talking about how he cant wait to kill him, makes gerbo and gradient joe go on a wild goose chase if they ever want to see him again, prepares to execute his plan right in front of them once they arrive, and bugbo just sits back and relaxes while this is happening and even calmly converses with thomas. and then thomas calls gerbo foolish. then not only does bugbo leave right then and there but he also puts thomas into the death device except that doesn’t even matter because immediately after he leaves the building with his friends, a wrecking ball knocks the whole thing down, likely killing thomas.

#he’s the epitome of I can fuck with him but the moment someone else does I’ll go feral. #he constantly gaslight and manipulates Gerbo #but Thomas says one generally sorta rude thing and it’s over #one could say that this is just him being extra manipulative #which it probably is #but one can also dream that maybe #just maybe #bugbo is deep down not awful all the time #anyway #bugbo #bugbo gerbo #bugbo thomas flyswatter #bensilly