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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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alex never says “you’re right,” unless he’s being sarcastic. he only says “you’re not wrong” or “exactly” or a variant that is most likely implying himself to be right, as well.
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“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”
“You’re not wrong. It’s so easy to unwittingly become the center of attention at small parties.”
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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YFIP: KAYLEE
CALLOUT POST; YFIP:
@gloryardent
said she thought “the whole concept of harry potter of them stuck in the wizarding world was pretty boring”
is literally drawing something with a hogwarts au as we speak
did not know who peter pettigrew was until yesterday, when i told her
is fighting me over alex’s hogwarts house despite all this
im so angry
what the fuck
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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The Great Gatsby Sentence Meme
rpfunstuff:
“All I kept thinking about, over and over, was ‘You can’t live forever; you can’t live forever.”
“Can’t repeat the past? Why of course you can!”
“Do you ever wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it!”
“Human sympathy has its limits.”
“'I’d like to just get one of those pink clouds and put you in it and push you around.”
“I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.”
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”
“I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.”
“I thought you were rather an honest, straightforward person, I thought it was your secret pride.”
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.”
“I’m inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores.”
“I’m five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor.”
“I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.”
“It is invariably saddening to look through new eyes at things upon which you have expended your own powers of adjustment.”
“It makes me sad because I’ve never seen such- such beautiful shirts before.”
“It takes two to make an accident.”
“It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.”
“Life is much more successfully looked at from a single window.”
“Once in a while I go off on a spree and make a fool of myself, but I always come back.”
“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”
“What’ll we do with ourselves this afternoon, and the day after that, and the next thirty year?”
“Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”
“You see, I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me.”
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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UNCOMFORTABLE ANON TIME
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Send in anons to make my muse extremely uncomfortable, anon or not! Make them flustered! Make them blush! Make them nervous!
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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IT’S ME AND I’M BACK
so, hi everyone, it’s me rue ( @cashbastard / @colderhands ) and i went on an (unnanounced — sorry!) hiatus bc finals week and whatnot. so, first of all, i’ll get on whatever drafts i owe and everything. i had to or i would never finish my animations in time or get any papers written, ever. also, Brain ThingsTM contributed to my hiatus.
second of all, it seems as if i’m back just in time for drama, lmao. so there’s that i guess. i’m not commenting unless anyone asks me directly. except that i think it’s funny that the ip adress block was like actually an entire school’s wifi instead of a person. regardless of drama that’s just a pretty funny fact to me. so i guess now i’m blocked from blogs i never once visited in my life i guess? thats too bad, i enjoy seeing different people’s tumblr themes.
anyway, sorry if i missed any replies, sorry if i wasn’t on and you felt like i was ignoring any thread we had! i just went on a baby-hiatus and forgot to announce it... i apologize!!!!!
i’m gonna be glad to be back and i’ll have all break to chill about it [insert sunglasses emoji here]
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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they blocked ~4,500 students, over 1,000 professors + faculty, and about 100 other general people employed by the school......... thats like ~5,600 people............
someone was petty enough to block my IP address from their blog and i’m laughing because that means they blocked my entire school from their blog
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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someone was petty enough to block my IP address from their blog and i’m laughing because that means they blocked my entire school from their blog
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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Like Thomas Jefferson’s like, ‘I trust you about as far as I can throw you. And I can’t throw things very far. I have slaves who do that for me.’
Lin Manuel Miranda on Drunk History (via wakanda-princess)
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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"I'm worried about you." ( from Angelica )
“You don’t have to be,” Alexander reassured. “I’m—I’m doing fine, I can do this. I don’t need a break.”
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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"How much sleep did you get last night?"
It’s obvious, by the dark circles under Alexander’s eyes, that the answer to the question is ‘not enough at all.’ He doesn’t want John to worry, though; he’s been barely getting any sleep at all lately and he’s feeling more than just a bit dead inside.
“It’s fine. I’m fine, I—” he lied, hand behind his shoulder and stifling a yawn. Well. There wasn’t any chance he’d fool John, was there? 
“...Two hours.”
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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"Put the phone away while your driving" -sonofawriter
“Shit, yeah, you’re right. Sorry,” he said, stuffing the phone into his pocket instead.
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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Synonyms for "I love you".
"Did you eat enough today?"
"Are you still hungry?"
"How much sleep did you get last night?"
"I'm worried about you."
"Is there anything I can do to help?"
"Do you need me to spend the night?"
"My phone will be right by my pillow."
"Call me, please."
"Your smile is beautiful."
"Don't worry, I'll take care of it for you."
"I've got your back."
"I appreciate what you do for me."
"Don't forget to buckle up."
"Put the phone away while you're driving."
"Call me when you get there."
"Thank you."
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cashbastard-blog · 7 years
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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.
No deleting questions, either!
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