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[cashew-man]

Dean: All I’m gonna say is—

Sam: No.

Dean: —if maybe, just maybe I were to—

Cas: No.

Dean: —kill myself, the problem perhaps—

Sam: Dean no.

Dean: —would be GONE.

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[cashew-man]

Five: I’m 50% power, 80% intelligence and 70% badass

Diego: That’s 200%

Five: I’m twice the man you will ever be

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Klaus: My husband and I have totally different styles. When Dave walks down the street, he does not give a shit what anyone thinks of him in any situation. He’s my hero. When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting.

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[cashew-man]

Michael: In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost—

Gabriel: Heads, shoulders, knees and toes—

Lucifer: Turn up your nose, strike that pose—

Cas: HEYYYYY MACARENA

Michael: NO—

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[cashew-man]

Cas: I left, but you didn’t stop me

Dean: I should’ve stopped you

Me:

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[cashew-man]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but

Dean was waiting for Cas before leaving purgatory. He waited. He wanted to leave with Cas and not leave him there. (Just like before. And Dean’s reluctance to leave Cas there might have stemmed from what happened before)

Then we saw Cas, waiting by a tree. He can stand, he can walk. Which means he was also waiting for Dean.

These mfs need to kiss already goddamn

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[cashew-man]

Crowley: *pulls out a knife*

Aziraphale: Oh no

Crowley: *opens a cardboard box with it*

Aziraphale: Oh ok

Crowley: *pulls a gun out of the box*

Aziraphale: Oh no

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Dean: *suggests killing himself as a “sacrifice” for the 50386th time*

Sam: Are you INSANE, brother?

Dean: Bitch I might be

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[cashew-man]

Five: Someone’s birth stone is crystal meth and it shows

Everyone: *looks at Klaus*

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[cashew-man]

Hey!!! Made some thingz, thought y’all’z would like them!

[cashew-man]

They can’t fuck with him if he’s high

Five: Murder is an effective way to acquire free stuff

Klaus: Finally, we agree on something

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[cashew-man]

Spn as John Mulaney

Dean:

Cas:

Sam:

Jack @ Sam:

Lucifer:

Chuck:

John:

Any of the Ghostfacers:

Adam:

The Winchesters:

[cashew-man]

Five: Murder is an effective way to acquire free stuff

Klaus: Finally, we agree on something

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[cashew-man]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

This post is old, but you are STILL ABLE TO GET AHOLD OF TUMBLR STAFF in an emergency: this just happened to me recently. All you have to do is email [email protected] and they will handle the situation for you. Thanks for passing this along, guys!! xo Kate

[cashew-man]

(Credit to @yescanteloupe for Pergaytory)

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[cashew-man]

Destiel shippers: Hey what’s up guys 🤷‍♀️ oh, me?? 🙌 I’m just 🤪 clowning around 🤡

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[cashew-man]

guess who put the clown mask back on tonight 🤡🤡🤡

Guess who never took theirs off 🤡🤡🤡

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