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sorry

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

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Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”

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fucking

gothstuck

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Then what is the fucking origin of the phrase, huh??? What is the origin of those fucking phrases, oh modern Prometheus, wielder of the fire of knowledge?????

Fuck off, let people have fun.

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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Tired: finding a sealed tomb from Egypt or some other non white culture and declaring it cursed

Wired: doing the same for the catholics

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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And yet, Gotham still stands.

"Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?"

"He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program."

"But couldn't he do more good if he just invested-"

"The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny."

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Bitches on here talk about being #feral unhinged committing arson stealing someone’s kneecaps be gay do crime or whatever yet don’t even know how to pirate movies and don’t have the guts to steal a dollar item from a big chain corporation store. You aren’t actually a “chaotic rat gremlin” you just desperately want to fit the aesthetic of your Pinterest fnf neon colored evilcore moodboard we can tell we can tell

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Broke: vulcans don’t play games, as they are illogical

Woke: vulcans absolutely play games as resting so as to recuperate after exertion is highly logical and they have a marked preference for the Terran game, chess

Third eye slaming open at 4:27am: vulcans love poker. They won’t mention it and they’ll justify it but after first contact they descended on poker like a murder of starving ravens as a unified cultural phenomenon

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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

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john green didn’t “deserve” the way that early ‘10s tumblr treated him technically, but I feel like the discussion around whether he “deserved” it or not is completely missing the point. he was an adult in a space that was largely recreationally used by teenagers. why would he not get the substitute teacher treatment. what else did you think would occur here.

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original tweet by Pitosh2137

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i really didn’t think it could get worse, and then-

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Just dudes bein bros

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Bad Apples

Don’t fuck with the halloween candy or Laurie.

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