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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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Bothering the beast

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Something happened in the past week

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i'm losing my mind

#starve

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#bro this aint news to no one #joker got a lil crush on batman #in every game every show every comci #its canon cmon

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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

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youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?

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sorry for being weird, the loneliness and the need for a deeper, more meaningful human connection is eating me alive

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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#i am this crowd #but #i have enough common sense to realise #that its usually not the kids I hate #its the fucking parents who don't stop their bratty ass kids from acting a fool

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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

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