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cat-of-lies · 6 hours
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must be tough building an empire huh
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cat-of-lies · 7 days
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a pink little mam i drew at work
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cat-of-lies · 7 days
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This is exactly what I imagined when i read it at first.. inspired by @em0bussy ‘s post
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cat-of-lies · 20 days
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I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite
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cat-of-lies · 20 days
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thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*
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cat-of-lies · 29 days
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i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done
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cat-of-lies · 2 months
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I've been thinking about pre!avernus Karlach at work today...
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cat-of-lies · 2 months
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what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth
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cat-of-lies · 3 months
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hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg
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cat-of-lies · 3 months
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aaron paul has done more for the lgbts by playing jesse pinkman and doing his weird little photoshoots with bryan cranston than harry styles and taylor swift combined
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cat-of-lies · 3 months
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Hey you think necromancy would be more accepted if used for morally good things? Like reuniting orphans with their parents or bringing back dead pets? I’m ignoring what happened last time with the undead pets.
why would you use necromancy for morally good things. what is wrong with you. you are ruining necromancy
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cat-of-lies · 3 months
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haters will see a winter enjoyer and say "why are you going outside it's cold and boring" and not even see the beauty in desolation and stillness 🙄
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cat-of-lies · 3 months
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this guy am i right
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cat-of-lies · 4 months
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aw fuck i just remembered last month i saw a car drive into the tim hortons beside my work with the words "I EAT ASS" printed on the top quarter of the rearview window in big bold letters.
and there was nothing accompanying it to add any context it was just. and incredibly bold statement and honestly? what a powermove.
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cat-of-lies · 4 months
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but if i gave up on being silly i wouldn't know how to be alive
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cat-of-lies · 4 months
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if you had a time machine you could sleep til like 6 then get in and go back to midnight and get double sleep. that’s probably the only use for such a machine though
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