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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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just yelled “opportunity attack” as i smacked my wife’s ass when she walked by. huge win for nerdy lesbians worldwide

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My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..

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Just some of my favorite creations in 2023! 🎉

It's been a hectic year, but I'm really proud of what I've accomplished. Couldn't even reasonably fit in all my treats from this year into this video, hope I didn't miss anyone's favorite!

Thanks to everyone who's followed along with my experiments, I appreciate your support so much and I hope I've made your year a little sweeter 🥹💕 Here's to more fun creations in 2024!

#this is legitimately the best blog on this website

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#marissa this is 4 u

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i crocheted a giant hammerhead shark for my wife because sapphic love is stored in the yarn

pattern credit goes to Adrialys Designs

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and not a single good one let's go boys mediocre nation!

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Sniffing glue = gets you high

Glue = made of horses

Sniffing horses = I think we need to do some research!

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just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion

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how do we get them in the barbie movie

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i don't understand, are you implying being trans is better than being a kpop stan?

I’m not implying it I’m saying it explicitly

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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

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[video by dhtoomey. caption: Breaking news, short kings)

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why is google docs correcting my fucking DNA sequence