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honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time
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what fomo means? oh its hard to explain, you kinda had to be there sorry
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catastrophic-sapphicc · 8 months
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forgive me father for i freaked it
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catastrophic-sapphicc · 10 months
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we should set more tv shows in fake US states the way we make up fake european countries for disney channel originals and hallmark movies
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catastrophic-sapphicc · 10 months
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wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see
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catastrophic-sapphicc · 11 months
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going insane all by yourself handsome?
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being in a completely normal nonthreatening scenario & environment and thinking “i have GOT to get the fuck out of here” with the intensity of some trapped neurotic prey animal
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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…
me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it
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Paul Rumsey “Cerberus”
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Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"
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like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill
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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
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