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the light bulb was actually invented in response to the great fire of london since fire got cancelled for being problematic, see this phenomenon has been around for much longer than we can comprehend. fun facts with maya.

will they invent a light qaii when i get cancelled for cannibal apologisms on internet dot com i wodner

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one ocean could hold all the fish they just dont like each other enough to go close to each other. fun facts with maya.

well maybe they should open their herts n get along.. just qaii opionions withqaii

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harvey starddew told me he has a big crush on you and is planning thr wrdding as we speak but he also told me not to tell you ok

omg..... i don't even have a dress!!

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dm me about this later

Hi, we have asked to reach you on behalf of Doggy Men Association and you said no. We have told them to avoid you. Sorry for the inconvenience, you can purchase our merchandise 50% off for your troubles.

i want you dead

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every outfit gets better with a bit of tummy showing

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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.

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I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

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Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, “a knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?” and they were right.

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you know what really gets my goat?

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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

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sketch

(she/her)

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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just went to the sex shop with the besties tehe

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Wearing character shirts when you have breasts

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”