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Are you stuck in an annoying scavenger hunt with your wife and you need a clue?

If yes, then this is the post you are looking for. If not, then ignore this and move on

For this clue, you need a cipher. The clue for what the cipher is is in the text, but I made this in case you are lost as to what to DO with the info.

This is a book cypher. and the codes YOU have refer to the line and word IN that line

So 2-15 is 15th word in the 2nd line and so on. If there is an additional number so “2-15-3″ that would be the the 3rd letter of the 15th word in the second line.

If you are really really stuck, call me <3

2-1-8 / 1-2-2, 1-7-3, 6-5-5, 1-2-2  /  26-3

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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ADHD is spending your whole life being told that you’re not doing your best and that you could do better if you tried harder and worked harder until you believe it yourself, becoming convinced that your your best work is actually only your average, and there’s a mythical, hypothetical, never-before-seen Your Best, which is surely the work of gods.

So you end up with this inflated ego and stalwart belief that you should be capable of curing cancer, discovering new planets, composing new opera pieces to take the world by storm, if you only tried harder. But for some inexplicable reason, you simply won’t put your mind and focus on it, and now you hate yourself for not being the spectacular specimen you were taught you ought to be.

And that’s why you end up having these conversations with your therapist where they are like “normal people don’t put this kind of demands and expectations on themselves”, and you dead seriously fucking answer

“Yes, but I’m not normal people.”

#jesus fucking christ #just tag me next time

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It me.

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me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

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i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

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where are my museum gift shop memes

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"nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will" is an actual thing i was told at uni. It is very true

dude.

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so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments

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Today I got curious about nutmeg and wound up learning something I never would have expected: it looks Incredibly Cursed™️ when raw!

The outside fruit is normal enough, but the nutmeg seed itself is encased in this strange scarlet webbing, called the aril, and looks exactly like the demon-infected heart of a video game monster. That haunted webbing is the source of mace, an apparently common spice that I have literally never heard of but which is the source of the classic doughnut flavor, among other things. (It’s not related to the self-defense aerosol.)

I think most people know you can also get balls high off freshly-ground nutmeg and possibly die after the absolute worst trip imaginable, potentially lasting several days.

So, that’s fun! Doughnuts are flavored with Deeply Cursed Monster Hearts and I find this utterly delightful.

ALARMING! I love it!

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A Betazoid character who isn't in a nurturing profession, but is a tactical officer.

"Captain, I sense they know they're about to get their asses handed to them"

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#esc2021 #eurovision #eurovision2021 #United Kingdom #spain #germany

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do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

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To read later

Zukka Fic Recs!

Here’s the list of some of my favorite zukka fics, in no particular order – Enjoy!

Keep reading

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Sokka: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

Baker: What??

Zuko: Ignore him.

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zuko is a disaster