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pretty sure I’m dying

#Okay probably not. Actually defintley not. #But im dramatic. And seepy. Just a lil guy. #And my bones are very heavy #And my blood is heavier #…I’m just gonna go to bed now #That’s probably the best thing to do

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Henry, dropping something: This is sadder than the time that automaton broke my spine.

Charlotte, choking on her tea: wHAT-

Henry: And then I nearly died.

Charlotte: nO-

#he gives zero fucks #charlotte however #charlotte sleeps with her hand on his pulse point #he usually refrains from “that time I almost died” references but come on. if you don't make fun of the life altering disabilities- #once in awhile they start to get to you #tid #tsc #tlh #incorret tlh quotes #incorrect tsc quotes #incorrect TID quotes #the infernal devices #Charlotte Fairchild #Henry Fairchild #Charlotte branwell #Henry branwell #fairwell

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I love when doctors say "we'll get you an emergency appointment" and the appointment is a month away. Like I know its the best you can do. However I am crumbling away to dust and sea foam.

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Will: Alright, I’m not mad, I just want to know why you have a fake I.D.

Lucie: *mumbles* Will: What was that?

Lucie: …You have to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.

Will: That’s what I thought.

#This works for uh. Several kids. So many of the kids. #Will herondale #Lucie herondale #tlh #tsc #tid #the infernal devices #the last hours #incorrect TSC quotes #incorrect tlh quotes

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Gideon, thirty seconds after meeting Sophie: You see, it’s always been my life’s ambition to be a trophy wife.

#Sophideon #all the TID men are trophy wives #I’m case you haven’t noticed #They really are the eye candy #Tsc #tlh #tid #Sophie Lightwood #Gideon Lightwood #Sophie Collins #Incorrect tid quotes #Incorrect tax quotes

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“I’m feeling very normal” I proclaim between bouts of screaming Hozier lyrics

#Chocking screaming sobbing #I will not ask yOU WHERE YOU CAME FROM I WILL NOT ASK AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU #Forgive my northern attiTUDE oh I was raised out in the cOLD #Hozier

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hm. so the SSRI isnt working anymore.

#this is new #its been working for like. five or six years straight. #I'm sure I will make very normal posts and do very normal things

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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Henry: You need to learn to love yourself!

Will: Don't you hate yourself?

Henry: I- well, yes, but this is about you!

Will:

Henry: Do try and stay focused, Will.

#he does not even begin to get the irony. #you may think this is reaching but I implore you: pause and think. I am right. this quote is accurate #I could have a doctorate in one of these characters and a bachelors degree in the other don't test me #tlh #tsc #tid #this is all ca time period fyi #the infernal devices #will herondale #Henry Fairchild #Henry branwell #incorrect TID quotes #incorrect tsc quotes

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Charlotte: When I was your age-

Will: When I was your height.

Charlotte:

Will:

Will: I am so, so, sorry.

#it was a good comeback. now the real question is it worth the hell he is about to endure #run will. run. #tlh #shitpost #tid #tsc #incorrect tsc quotes #incorrect TID quotes #will herondale #Charlotte Fairchild #Charlotte branwell

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Tessa: Alright, so I'm in love with Will.

Sophie:

Tessa: Thoughts?

Sophie: And prayers.

#clockwork angel #tsc #incorrect tsc quotes #tid #will herondale #Sophie collins #Sophie lightwood #Tessa gray #the infernal devices

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Will: Can you teach me how to be a hoe?

Magnus: Rude.

Magnus: *sips drink*

Magnus: But yeah.

#would work for several characters actually #will herondale #Magnus bane #tlh #tsc #tid #the infernal devices #incorrect tsc quotes

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Matthew: Oh, me and James? We get along perfectly, don't we Jamie?

James: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

#who me reusing the exact same quote for different characters? that's irrelevant shut up #full of energy full of thoughts full of exhaustion and my SSRI is failing me just let me have this #Matthew farichild #James herondale #the last hours #tlh #tsc #incorrect tlh quotes #incorrect tsc quotes

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Neo: Me and Roman? We get along perfectly, right Roman?

Roman: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

#someone help him #I mean of course they do get along perfectly but also Romans seconds from a nervous breakdown #rwby #incorrect quotes #neo #Roman torchwick #neo politan #incorrect RWBY quotes

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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

#very much so <3

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Gazette du Bon Ton, 1914

#how very Marigold Fairchild #incredibly so actually #so much so its throughing me off a little bit #holy crap #marigold fairchild