“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon
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beastie baby
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Me dying in hospital from a mysterious illness while House’s diagnostic team illegally breaks into my apartment to swab my dildos for bacteria
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every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries
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I think everyone needs to experience making funny little pictures with string
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Hold hand
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baby im home *covered in blood*
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scientists are warning that a new tv show could come out this year . stay safe everyone
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Idk looks pretty red to me
what the hell why are the “like” hearts orange now
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Godzilla vs. San Francisco
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tropical fish: i die whenever i feel like it or if i get bored
catfish: i could honestly live 5 years in a bowl of soup
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Telekinetic gf who says “C’mere babe” and floats you across the room into her lap
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what the hell why are the “like” hearts orange now
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