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Melty Zombie Cafe

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Still this pumpkin silly, it's finished as in I can submit it without failing the course sense not as in this is polished and good, but im okay with that im tired

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change the channel, please

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I had a vision

Maybe I’ll draw it idk

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i think it's interesting how feferi and karkat are both on "opposite" ends of the hemospetrum meanwhile they are the only two trolls in their group that actually care about the empire and it's for opposite reasons, but it subverts typical expectations by showing how feferi's privilege allows her to oppose the empire while karkat's lack of privilege is what leads to him supporting the empire (because there really are no other options for him)

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Karezi - Day 3

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parallel movement

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TG: no rose look were dj crabapple so when we hang out its a mashup i dont get what the problem is

TT: Disregarding the unsavoury implications of you "mashing up" with Karkat, I find it very interesting that you won't even say the word.

TG: i dont need to say the word because it is not even relevant to the situation it is lightyears away dude youre lost in fuckin space with this

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GA: Very Well Then

GA: Tell Me Karkat What Did You Do Yesterday Again

CG: WE WENT TO SEE A RERUN OF THE EARTH MOVIE "SHARK TALE (2004)" ON ITS "VENICE FILM FESTIVAL PREMIER ANNIVERSARY" OF SEPTEMBER 10TH.

GA: You Remembered All That

CG: YES?

GA: Well

CG: ????

GA: So Anyways You Had Gone To See A Movie Together

CG: YES, KANAYA. BUT KEEP YOUR IGNORANCE-SHAFT'S LOWER MANDIBLE FROM CRATERING THE GROUND JUST YET, BECAUSE WE EVEN HAD A *MEAL* AFTERWARDS!

GA: Interesting

GA: And At What Time Did You Eat Together

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TG: i dunno man like 7:40:13 pm we didnt book so we had to wait a shitload of time but thats irrelevant

TT: So you had dinner together?

TG: i swear to god if youre on this psychoanalysis non sense again im gonna flip

TG: dont you dare lift your hand up and stroke your chin in consideration with that index finger and hum in a thoughtful tone dont you do it

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GA: Hmmm

CG: WOW! NOW YOU'RE EVEN STOOPING SO LOW AS TO REPLICATE LALONDE'S CONTEMPTIBLE LITTLE "PSYCHOANALYSIS" ROUTINE. CLASSIC! WHY DON'T WE JUST INVITE HER OVER HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN PROSTRATE MYSELF FULLY TO THE WHOLE AUDIENCE! BUT GASP, WATCH AS THE PERFORMER SKIRTS AROUND THAT THINKPAN-MELTING PITFALL LIKE AN ANGELIC FUCKING BALLERINA ROUND THE TRAPDOOR, BECAUSE THAT HOLE LEADS STRAIGHT TO--

GA: Karkat Please Relax Im Just Trying To Ascertain How Your D-

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TG: --mashup

TT: "Mashup" went.

TG: yknow whats funny i dont ever hear an usher raymond iv of that word while you and kanaya are all tuckin each others hair behind yalls ears and blushing demurely

TT: You have it all wrong, Dave; Kanaya and I's regular meetings of intercultural exchange are just that, not --

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CG: HMMMMM.

GA: Touché

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Karkat telling Dave about his life on Alternia like normal and not realizing is the most fucked up shit Dave has ever heard

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kanaya kanaya kanaya kanaya

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terra

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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Check carrd.co for TOS :] DM me via Instagram if interested

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listen. fucking listen to me. i hate homestuck just as much as the next guy. but if you dislike karkat vantas im blocking you on every possible platform it is fucking mandated that you at least tangentially like karkat in all the right ways if you even want to TRY to exist near me

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karkat is actually so fucking funny

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KITR from ULTRAKILL