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Hey, don't cry. 900 star trek episodes, many good, okay?

#me

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Breakfast at Howl's

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[ID: Illustration depicting an assortment of items that one might find in the kitchen/dining room of Howl's Moving Castle, such a pan for cooking eggs and bacon, a basket of vegetables, eating utensils, Howl's necklace and books, and a smiling Calcifer on a log. The items are arranged loosely in rows and surrounded with a gold border.]

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would you date my boy? i know he looks a little funny but he's got a good heart and could listen to you talk for hours. he buys his own weed too

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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Girls…are like strawberries

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I would put that on my cv

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i couldnt get this out of my head

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Your cunt, Simon

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albums abt being 19 are always so good bc it’s one of the worst things that can happen to a person

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[ID: Simon sitting next to Prismo, "So... Why did you make Ice Queen like that?" Prismo asks "Like what. Cunty? ... Milfy?" Simon looks tired and doesn't know how to respond. end ID.]

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So I'd like you to meet my partners. This is the broken, this is the beaten, and this is the damned.

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