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by calamityin

When an eleven year old Harry Potter is left alone in Madam Malkin’s shop, the Malfoy family are the first ones to step in and take care of him. It doesn’t take long for Harry, an orphan with little affection in his life, to begin to love them. But will they love Harry? Follow Harry & Draco through Hogwarts to see how many plans their initial meeting can change (eventual Drarry)

Words: 70654, Chapters: 22/31, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy

Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Additional Tags: Romance, Adventure, Adoption, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Friends to Lovers, Insecure Harry Potter

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by bimbos

A day after Harry walked into the great hall, with an apology to Hermione ready to go even if he doesn’t specifically know why she’s fuming, but nonetheless ready to make amends. However, something seemed off, before he entered the hall, there was the usual racket and babbles coming from the students, but the moment he walked in it was complete silence. Before he could give it a second thought, a copy of the Daily Prophet flew to his face. He takes the time to read the headline, and instantly freezes up with shock on his face.

HOMOPHOBIC HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT: It’s Not Natural!

Words: 3468, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Neville Longbottom, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott

Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Additional Tags: Hogwarts Eighth Year, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter Friendship, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Jealousy, Jealous Harry Potter, Pining Draco Malfoy, Pining Harry Potter, Minor Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini, homophobic Harry

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a casual scene lowkey inspired by the “draco malfoy and the mirror of ecidyrue” series by starbrigid which I have been slowly reading through for the past couple weeks

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Being a teenage girl has never been so hard (ao3 is down)

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AO3 has been down all day due to a malicious (deliberate) DDoS attack. As a reminder, they are a volunteer team working on fixing this, so if you've been at all flustered, irritated, or upset today that you can't access AO3, consider this your cue to float them a donation.

Seriously. Mark a reminder in your phone, on your to-do, or however you remember future tasks. When the site is back up, send them a couple bucks.

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Signs as Thugisa's best lines

Aries: It's a big pool. How many bodies you think fit in here? I wanna say... a lot. Looks like a lot

Taurus: Look at him in his stupid glasses and his dumb outfit. I HAVE TO HAVE HIM!

Gemini: Whaddup sluts?! Guess who've just got out of prison!

Cancer: *sees Rei* *Miss New Booty starts playing in the distance* bitch you gonna me mine

Leo: *flirting attempt gets rejected* But you do admit that we are currently flirting?

Virgo: Ayo, homeboy looking like shark week, I ain't messing with that shit

Libra: Why he touching my man WHERE HE GO WITH MY MAN

Scorpio: Thanks for the life lesson, Boy Meets World, how is your repressed love life doing?

Sagittarius: Your ass just got looney tooned

Capricorn: Can't prove nothing if they all dead

Aquarius: Look at that majestic ass motherfucker. Like a dolphin or some shit. A dolphin with legs, and arms... And a jetpack

Pisces: Makoto I love you but you're dumb as hell

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BUFF BABE

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Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

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im addicted to watching straight people play night in the woods

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this blows my last “straight ppl play night in the woods” vid out of the water

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this took way too long to make

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Owari no Seraph [終わりのセラフ] mochi icons ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

— like if you save.

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Clarinets are the obnoxious ones, but are very focused serious, and you forgot Bass Clarinet.

Stereotypes Based On My School Band

Flutes: Bipolar and energetic. Normally happy and sometimes shy. They are very quiet, but they can be quite loud too.

Clarinet: Seriously focused. At least three clarinetists at my school have their entire book in sheet protectors in a binder, as well as their music. Mostly girls with some nice guys.

Alto Saxes: Mysterious. Sometimes cool, sometimes nerdy. About half guys, half girls. We may be different but one thing is for sure: Saxes are pretty damn sexy.

Bari Sax: He’s just a funny, chill guy who really likes band. He knows that he plays well but thankfully doesn’t brag about it (trumpets).

Tenor Sax: Weird, but makes a pretty damn good sound. Our tenor is a nice guy and he loves band as much as the next guy, but he can be strange.

Trumpet: Not as egotistical as the stereotype says. They are actually pretty good musicians who are pretty good friends as well. Being friends with a trumpeter in high school can be pretty rewarding.

Bassoon: Or bassoon switched from clarinet, so he has about the same personality as one. He’s very serious and pretty funny too.

Tuba: The jocks. Half of our tubas play football and the other half are either built big or built like a friggin twig. But hey, tubas can prove that size doesn’t matter. XD

French Horn: Quiet, so so quiet. That’s kinda the horns, they match their instrument’s volume. They are nice people though, and pretty funny too.

Trombone: Class clowns and troublemakers. These guys are pretty fun to be around in general. They may cause trough trouble, but its totally worth it song as they are totally popular.

Baritone: Read Trombone ST. Our baritone was a trumpet but he’s way more like a trombone.

Percussionists: You know the trumpet ego stereotype? Well our percussionists got that. Half of them are total d-bags and the ones who aren’t are woman and geeks. They may play good, but never, EVER, tell them that.

Color Guard: Hit people with flags, spin crap, all day, err day, amirite ladies?

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What to focus your energy on in 2019: Happiness. Love. Yourself.

ettaarlene.com

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Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

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these 3 characters have a combined IQ of 1

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#the absolute definition of “extra”