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PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON

#the mentalist #teresa lisbon #patrick jane

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PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON

#I started watching prison break #and Lisbon is in it?!? #now I’m severely tempted #to do a tm rewatch #the mentalist #patrick jane #teresa lisbon

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personal space? idk her: [71/?]

#the mentalist #I honestly miss these two

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I stopped letting boys define me and I started believing in myself.

Sophia Bush as Brooke Davis in One Tree Hill (2003-2012)

#one tree hill #brooke davis #sophia bush

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The Roy Siblings + Triangle Composition Shots

#succession

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Voleuses (2023)

#UM #WHAT IS THIS MOVIE #ADDING TO THE LIST

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Rebecca Ferguson on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, February 29, 2024

#rebecca ferguson

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#yellowstone #beth dutton #rip wheeler

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Just Y/N being Y/N pt.1

Y/N: welcome to dating advice with Y/N! Jamie what’s your question?

Jamie: How do you tell if a girl likes you?

Y/N: She doesn’t!!

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John: You remember that ranch hand you kicked in the face last week?

Y/N: Which one I kicked like 3

Beth: I’m sorry…what?

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Y/N: YOU WANNA SEE PAIN!!

Lee: Hey...let’s go over there.

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Lee: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.

Kayce: You were flirting with Y/N

Lee: So what? She's my fiancée.

Beth: You asked her if she was single.

Lee: ...

Jamie: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

John: Dumbass.

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John: I'm not doing too well.

Rip: What’s the problem sir

John: I have these headaches that come and go

Beth and Y/N: *Walk in the room*

John: There they go again

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Jimmy: How do Y/N and Beth usually get out of these messes?

Lee: They don't.

Rip: They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out

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Teeter *drunk*: me and Y/N sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i

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Jamie: I have a bad feeling about this…

Y/N: What do you mean?

Jamie: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Y/N: …no?

Jamie: …that explains so much

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#lmaooo #these are hilarious #yellowstone

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grumpy!nat x sunshine reader where they’re on the jet and reader comes over and holds her hand. nat usually isn’t a fan of pda. she hates everyone but reader so she allows it and is just like this 🙄🥴

the jet was full of all her colleagues, the team wasn’t really paying attention when you sat beside her so you could continue a conversation with steve, who was sitting right across from her.

they knew the two of you were dating, which is shocking to them all, considering how stoic and unfeeling nat can usually be.

you were the opposite, you were the eptiome of sunshine personified.

though they do say opposites attract.

they couldn’t imagine nat in a relationship with someone who felt so much, with her, who seemed to feel so little.

she was so grumpy all the time, and whilst she had her friendly moments, they expected her to hate someone like you, someone so hyper— so kind, so bright. so not her.

though when you grab her hand and you don’t immediately get a punch in the face, and they see that admirable glint in her eye as she looks at your joint hands, albeit her brows are still furrowed and her lips in her usual scowl— the eyes never lie.

steve is immediately cooing at the two of you, dropping her momentary ease, bringing back her hard look, she sends him a glare, huffing and glancing out the plane window trying not to allow herself to fluster.

she doesn’t let go of your hand though.

even if everyone noticed.

she didn’t want to let go.

her glare doesn’t get to the other members of the team either, as they begin to join in on the teasing too.

her cheeks flush and she desperately tries hard to keep her composure, rolling her eyes angrily.

the only thing keeping her calm is the stroke of your thumb on her hand, and the gentle reassurance of your presence beside her.

and while she wasn’t really good at expressing her emotions, or public displays of affection. she knew one thing, that she was sure she was in love with you.

#fic rec

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DUA LIPA performing at the 66th GRAMMY Awards (February 4, 2024)

#dua lipa

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SHE GAGGED THE ENTIRE LIZZIE NATION WITH THESE MIRROR SELFIE SHOTS OMFG

#nothing could have prepared me #for these selfies #nothing #elizabeth olsen

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sunshine sweet ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱

*ೃ༄ prompt; oral

*ೃ༄ beth dutton x afab!reader

*ೃ༄ the work below is 18+ and contains themes of sexual activity. do not engage with these unless you are of age, and sensible enough to consume them.

For once, you're grateful for the rumble of trucks passing by the Dutton house and the noise of the ranchers working outside - for it means no one has any business being inside the house, and isn't around to notice what you and Beth have gotten up to in your time alone.

In the empty hallway, Beth's moans are free to echo off the cobbled walls and polished floors and sound even more lewd by the time they reach your ears. She looks a sight in the early morning sunlight - loose blonde locks tumbling down her shoulders, partially obscuring the expanse of her chest that's now bare to you as the unbuttoned top half of her dress hangs limply by her sides. Bruises in the shape of bite marks are already forming down her sternum, as well as around the silken curves of her breasts to show the trail your lips had traveled down before you'd gotten on your knees for her.

With her delicate lace panties hanging off one leg, she's all but riding your face. Hands gripping at your head, she grinds her soaked cunt down onto your mouth as unabashed whimpers and gasps leave her bitten lips under your ministrations. Her thighs clench sporadically on either side of your head as pleasure flushes through her, and she bucks her hips down into your tongue like her life depends on it.

“Goddamn it, darlin’- “, Beth swears, as her head falls back in a silent moan of ecstasy. Her hands pet at your hair still, emboldening you even as you grow pussydrunk under her praise and start to smile against her slick cunt. “You look so fuckin’ good with your head between my legs.”

The praise makes your own cunt throb with want, and she spies the way your thighs press together in an attempt to suppress it. It earns you a adoring coo from Beth, that only grows when you sit back on your haunches and allow her a full view of your beaming face and slick-soaked lips. “View’s pretty sweet.”

“Smartass.” She scolds in a lighthearted manner. Though she's doing a rather exemplary job at hiding it, you can tell she's growing needy for your touch once again and it's proved for you when the hand of hers that's in your hair tightens and she gives a measured jerk of her head down at you. “Do me a favour, and put that pretty little mouth back to work before I do it for you.”

“So bossy.” You state, with a teasing edge to your voice. Her lips tilt upwards in a humoured smile, which only grows more satisfied when you concede and sink back down between her legs. Dragging the tip of your tongue down her slit, you savour the way her whole body draws tense before she relaxes and starts to melt under your touch.

“You know you love it.” She soothes, hand petting at your hair in that same affectionate manner. If you weren't fucking her on your tongue, you'd almost think this was a sweet moment from her - but it's about the closest you'll get from her, so you'll take it. She feels you nuzzle up into her hand, and she finds herself growing the smallest bit insecure for your approval. “You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t.”

"Damn straight." You murmur softly, to which Beth flashes you a smile of approval. She looks like she's about to say something else, but before she has the chance to your lips purse around her clit and she cuts herself off with a broken moan.

#GYAT #fic rec

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Dua Lipa | 66th Annual GRAMMY Awards in Los Angeles, California | February 4, 2024

#no because this woman is STUNNING #dua lipa

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DUA LIPA attends the 66th GRAMMY Awards — February 4, 2024

#dua lipa

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DUA LIPA Rolling Stone (February 2024 Issue)

#unwell #dua lipa