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#Keyboards because I can type at 100+ words a minute and I barely crack half of that on a phone #I hate typing on my phone #It's slow as hell and autocorrect makes me fight for my life the entire time

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#IT'S BACK #FUCKING CRYING

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*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

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#The moose is very important

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listen, i'm not one for confrontation, but a few of my friends and i have been receiving really mean-spirited, entitled messages for creating the fandom art we want to create at the pace we want to create it and i'm honestly so sick of it. so, a couple of reminders:

fandom is meant to be fun for everyone, so don't be a dick. it's just that easy.

fandom creators, especially writers, are often creating art for free. they are sharing it with you, not creating it for you. they're under no obligation to update to your time schedule, only create within the sphere of things you personally like, or only create for your fandom.

if you feel there's not enough of what you like in fandom, go out and make it! it's the easiest way to get fandom stuff that caters directly to your tastes. it's far more effective than harassing creators for creating what they want to create.

honestly, some people make fandom so exhausting and it really doesn't have to be.

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Source smoothdunk on twitter

#SDFKLHDSKLHSDGKHSLDKGH #smoothdunk #cw blood #blood #GENIUS DELIVERY

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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

#Reference #Helpful #Life Reference #Pain #Pain Scale #Important

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the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

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in the club doing unspeakable things

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Ed Edd n Eddy in:

Ed's Wonky Chocolate Factory!

(based on the willy wonka experience scam)

#zonedelicious #Ed Edd N' Eddy #EENE #Oh my goooood #That entire event absolutely played out like a damn EENE scam

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Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now

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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

#Of course it's always about the tourism #Let the man be dead forever outside of Florence

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leave your laundry on the floor for them

#pocketss #Omg