one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
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Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.
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The writer's blessing:
May you write 1,500 words with ease. May your characters be lively and not cardboard. May you need little editing. May your muse visit you as soon as you sit. May the Internet not distract you much. May your phone lie dormant while you write.
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Not every wizard can be a goody two shoes, ok? Sorry my spell components aren't "ethically sourced" and I'm a "dragon poacher" who is "in violation" of the "endangered species act" but if any vegan sorcerers want to fight me about it just know that I've been drinking dragon blood for the past 10 days and it has made me magically ripped as fuck
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Punkitt my good friend I love you but. You literally make up 95% of my dash. I mean you are always spot on on what I actually want to see. But you are literally my algorithm. Tumblr isn't Tumblr. It's Punkittland
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shane goofing around with jas!!
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reblog if you fully and intentionally are referring to aspec people as well when you use the word queer to refer to the community
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I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended
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Just had a dream that a novel exists which is written from the POV of an old man dying in the 1920s in the form of diary entries and bit by bit it's revealed it's actually a closeted trans woman who was out during her youth and forced to recloset and now I desperately want to read it
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CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT
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god. gouache watercolor painting on paper
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NO NO NO TUMBLR I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WANT TO SEE WHAT MY MUTUALS LIKED. I WANT TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE REBLOGGED. IF IT WAS WORTH SEEING THEY'LL PUT IT ON MY DASH 37 TIMES
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can’t think of a worse feeling than coming up with a really great meme, like, 2 months after the image format dies
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the world is in peril, and people are hurting
but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.
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