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me pulling up on tumblr after being gone because i’m sucked into twitter

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“I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me.” Bella Swan & Edward Cullen in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon

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with these new twilight books SM wants to make she gonna make a fucking stew. add a little rotisserie cullen and you gonna make the twilight fandom cry when they get home and smell what storm she brewing

#edward cullen #harry potter #jacob black #jasper hale #kristen stewart #midnight sun #new moon #robert pattinson #alice cullen #carlisle cullen #resume cullen #twilight renaissance #twilight shitpost #rosalie cullen #jasper whitlock #rosalie hale #esme cullen #bella swan #charlie swan #rotisserie cullen #the twilight saga #stephanie meyer #breaking dawn #twilight #roslyn #fred weasley #draco malfoy #the volturi

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it really warms my heart when people follow me, not because i want attention it’s just the fact that you see the shit i post and go, mmh i want to see more, like hello? are you ok? need therapy?

#edward cullen #harry potter #jacob black #jasper hale #kristen stewart #midnight sun #new moon #robert pattinson #alice cullen #carlisle cullen #the shadowhuter chronicles #therapy #are you fucking kidding me #the dark artifices #the twilight saga #jem carstairs #cedric diggory #will herondale #james herondale #tessa herondale #cordeila carstairs #cassandra clare #the twilight renaissance #follow #chain of gold #the mortal instruments #twilight shitpost #twilight renaissance #twilight #rosalie cullen

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currently reflecting on this fucking gem i found on twitter :P

#alice cullen #carlisle cullen #edward cullen #harry potter #jacob black #jasper hale #kristen stewart #midnight sun #new moon #robert pattinson #the volturi #the cullens #rosalie cullen #emmett cullen #esme cullen #charlie swan #bella swan #resume cullen #twilight memes #twilight renaissance #twilight au #twilight saga #the twilight series #the twilight saga #taylor lautner #peter facinelli #nikki reed #edward you dramatic ass #cedric diggory

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I can just imagine Bella waking up during the night with some sort of vampire question, driving over to the Cullens place and walking into the door before yelling “Hey! Does a persons blood type make them taste different?!” She hears Jasper yell “Yeah” from the lounge and immediately says “Aight sick thanks” and drives back home to Charlie’s before going back to sleep, this happens often

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twilight au: where resume was left alone till she uh idk.. SHE WAS OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE A FUCKING DECISION ON HER OWN

like great one eddie and bella u fucking idiots

#alice cullen #carlisle cullen #edward cullen #harry potter #jacob black #jasper hale #kristen stewart #midnight sun #new moon #robert pattinson #twilight renaissance #rpattinsonedit #renesmee cullen #edward you dramatic ass #twilight au #jasper whitlock #edward masen cullen #esme cullen #resume cullen #twilight shitpost #like this sucks #the volturi #the cullens #twilight eclipse #twilight saga #twilight #the twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #rosalie deserves better #emmett cullen

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when my friends say act normal when someone brings up anything to do with robert pattinson or twilight

#alice cullen #carlisle cullen #edward cullen #harry potter #jacob black #jasper hale #kristen stewart #midnight sun #new moon #robert pattinson #subway bag boy #twilight meme #twilight memes #the volturi #twilight renaissance #twilight au #bella swan #incorrect quotes #jasper whitlock #rosalie hale #the twilight saga #renesmee cullen #the cullens #twilight #breaking dawn #christopher nolan #esme cullen #rpattinsonedit

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i’m sobbing

It takes a long time, and a lot of practice, but eventually Bella learns how to use her sheild to block out all the voices around Edward. She uses it mostly at home so their family can finally have private thoughts and Edward feels more normal. She can also tell when Edward is overwhelmed by the voices in public, and does it for him. At first she has to really concentrate on it so much so that Edward begs her not to strain herself because he’s used to it anyways. But as years stretch into decades it becomes second nature. She can pick and choose who to include and exclude (she only does this by his request), distance, have it so he can hear only her, etc. Edward cites it as further proof that they were made to be together, but Bella just does it because she knows how anxious Edward gets with all the voices in his head, and hates not being able to grant his family privacy from him, and does it as a little gift for him, since he gifted her with everything she ever wanted.

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New Moon (2009) Bella running through Volterra Italy to save Edward

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nobody:

edward heaving up pizza in the forest behind his house

#edward cullen #harry potter #jacob black #jasper hale #kristen stewart #midnight sun #new moon #robert pattinson #rosalie hale #edward you dramatic ass #breaking dawn #bella swan #christopher nolan #esme cullen #renesmee cullen #the cullens #emmett cullen #jasper whitlock #edward masen cullen #twilight memes #the twilight saga #twilight au #twilight shitpost #twilight renaissance #twilight #twilight eclipse #incorrect quotes #rpattinsonedit #alice cullen #carlisle cullen

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the fact that the twilight writers were like “hey let’s take the best book and make it one of the worst movies in the series ❤️” like where is the bed scene, the alice kidnapping? the edward forcing bella to apply to every college in the damn world?

#edward cullen #jasper hale #robert pattinson #twilight #esme cullen #alice cullen #rosalie hale #emmett cullen #carlisle cullen #bella swan #jacob black #twilight memes #twilight renaissance #renesmee cullen #twilight eclipse #twilight new moon #the volturi #breaking dawn #the cullens #jasper whitlock #edward masen cullen #rpattinsonedit #twilight au #twilight shitpost #belward #harry potter #music #memes #bruh

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ok this gif that’s the post wtf is this i’m in awe

#edward cullen #harry potter #jasper hale #robert pattinson #twilight #bella swan #kristen stewart #cedric diggory #christopher nolan #memes #jacob black #bruh #twilight saga #draco malfoy #rosalie hale #twilight renaissance #bruce wayne #rpattinsonedit #the volturi #carlisle cullen #twilight meme #diary of a wimpy kid #twilight memes #music #the batman #midnight sun #new moon #breaking dawn #movies #edward you dramatic ass

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me all of new moon (2009) cause jacob is a piece of shit.. change my mind

i dont like love triangles not bc love triangles are inherently bad but bc im literally NEVER torn. im always like “i like this one” and thats That. its done. no more bullshit. but love triangles DEPEND on the bullshit of back and forth. so then whenever the writer is doing their tragic “maybe in another life” long winded emotional scene with the OTHER character im always just like…alright 

#like this sucks #edward cullen #harry potter #jasper hale #robert pattinson #twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight au #alice cullen #jacob black #esme cullen #carlisle cullen #renesmee cullen #the cullens #emmett cullen #rosalie hale #incorrect quotes #kristen stewart #midnight sun #new moon #twilight meme #rpattinsonedit #the twilight saga

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also how in the fuck does edward hum her lullaby? y’all have heard that shit too right? how does that motherfucker hum a sequence of notes? that’s all i’m asking

#edward cullen #harry potter #jasper hale #robert pattinson #twilight #kristen stewart #christopher nolan #midnight sun #twilight memes #rosalie hale #edward you dramatic ass #twilight au #alice cullen #jacob black #bella swan #esme cullen #carlisle cullen #cedriccouldfuckmeup #renesmee cullen #the cullens #emmett cullen #draco malfoy #incorrect quotes #new moon #twilight meme #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #twilight shitpost #bellas lullaby

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new moon au where instead of asking jacob where charlie is like the dramatic fucking idiot that edward is, he asks where bella is.. you know the person he was fucking looking for?

#edward cullen #jasper hale #robert pattinson #twilight #jacob black #kristen stewart #twilight saga #bella swan #emmett cullen #alice cullen #new moon #twilight shitpost #twilight renaissance #twilight au #edward you dramatic ass #harry potter #bruce wayne #cedriccouldfuckmeup #cedric diggory #carlisle cullen #esme cullen #rosalie hale