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Did we miss the part where Biden's stance on Palestine is uniquely aggressive and oppressive even in the context/low bar of American politics. I feel like I'm losing my mind everytime someone brings up a hypothetical "well it could be worse" when the Gaza strip has dealt with the equivalent impact to a fucking nuclear assault.

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WHERE ARE THE WOMAN!!!! (pony yuri)

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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

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wenis comp

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watching Scar’s recent hermitcraft episode, he comes across the statue of Grian and says something along the lines of ‘And he has a mullet! Since when has Grian had a mullet’ to which I was reminded of my horrible knowledge that actually, Grian does have a mullet

following the definition of a mullet being a hair style thats shorter at the front and sides but long at the back and generally stops at the neck(?), minecraft skins dont really have necks but they have an area that reads as one. The underside of the back of the head (here on Steve)

So following that and the definition of a mullet, Im going to say that any mc skin that has hair that covers that area but doesnt go any lower or extend to both other undersides of the head has a mullet. which lead me on an hour long journey investigating the skin of every hermit to see who actually has a mullet

Behold, the hermitcraft mullet tier list

(Note: joe hill’s current muppet skin has a mullet but its not the one shown so I didnt add it)

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[person in the late 1700s voice] and just when are you going to end feudalism? the holy roman emperor will just send hundreds of thousands of troops to quell your rebellions. we aren't getting anywhere like this, and haven't you heard the monarchs are adopting enlightened ideas anyway? there have been no successful capitalist states, all of the attempts have turned into failures or have installed a new monarch

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Politicians will say fear-mongering stuff about ‘pregnant men’ (trans men) and like 60 popular funny blogs™ will rush to post “ermm doesn’t this idiot now that omegaverse isn’t real lmao 🤣” and then thousands of people will reblog it agreeing with the idea that pregnant men are just fictional and jokes

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dropout can do the funniest thing ever next week and just release the deja vu episode again

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Hey, if anyone wants a transparent Discord emoji of Missile from Ghost Trick, I have you covered. I don't know how I survived before being able to express this emotion in text messages.

(Original image here)

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Missile the Dog (from Ghost Trick) was based on Shu Takumi's own dog Missile (from real life), which definitely makes the whole game a lot sweeter, but especially this character song written for Missile (from Ghost Trick), which was actually just full of anecdotes about the real Missile (mentions of his owner rewritten to be Kamilla notwithstanding).

"On a good day, I'll also get up on that sofa - I'm okay with getting on, but I can't get down, help me!"

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Missile/Ray’s final farewell before he ceases to exist hits different when you know he was named and modeled and used the audio of and was entirely based off of Shu’s actual dog, who is also dead now.

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Brian David Gilbert getting himself adopted by Dropout is one of the best trades of the century

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Obsessed with statistics about people who follow me on IG because I live in Zagreb, so it makes sense that most of my followers are from there but New York being my second most followed city is so interesting to me

Also

Most of my followers being young adults and millennials makes sense

BUT

Girlssssss being people who follow me the most 🥺🤲❤

Also, follow me on IG if you want to see more of my dogs and more of my selfies

Instagram link

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Truly one of the funniest parts of Deja Vu was Siobhan just continually bribing people

Also her and Ify’s rivalry this episode was one for the ages

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“Summers Passing” pattern by @8pxl

took me nearly 9 months and 28,200 stitches but here it is!