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celiajking · 12 hours
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I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent
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celiajking · 24 hours
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celiajking · 3 days
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As an autistic person I do not identify with the “autism creature” meme. I am an autism monstrosity, I am an autism beast, I am even an autism horror.
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celiajking · 3 days
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Was at the art museum earlier and i have a new favourite painting
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celiajking · 4 days
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HEY! We were here first! Go find a spot somewhere else!
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celiajking · 5 days
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tragedy
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celiajking · 5 days
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hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)
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celiajking · 5 days
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The heart attack that seeing @elliotly and @pyrotechnicarus in my tumblr likes gave me is immeasurable.
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celiajking · 6 days
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Whenever I say "sorry guys" or whatever I am exclusively apologising to guys I am not using it as a gender neutral term this is because I hate women HASHTAG MISOGYNY
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celiajking · 6 days
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they never tell you abt The Skeleton's Curse (bone pain)
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celiajking · 6 days
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Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:
• BBL
• facelift
• prepping for going on The Masked Singer
• growing out a bad fringe
• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)
• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)
• they’re getting a divorce
•induced coma
• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us
• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.
• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)
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celiajking · 7 days
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i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about
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celiajking · 7 days
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i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
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celiajking · 9 days
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just a psa that today’s poem of the day is worth reading
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celiajking · 9 days
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celiajking · 9 days
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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