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Wing practice

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one of those "what type of villain are you" quizzes that I have finally completed after a few months of making it. hope you like it <3

#the martyr #interesting

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no bc literally mane n tail conditioner is another level

i’d use it if my horse didn’t try to kill me every time i attempted to bath him

Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation

#lol #my pony’s a psycho

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Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

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I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

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technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition

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i tend to only listen to like individual artists or songs now so this was difficult, but here we go!

honourable mentions: breakaway by kelly clarkson, taking one for the team by simple plan, paid in exposure by natewantstobattle, sinners never sleep by you me at six, badlands by halsey and horrible kids by set it off and icon for hire by icon for hire.

@energyember @smolwash @amberstormblade @darkmarkstories

Follow up contender includes Chicago the musical and Light Me Up by The Pretty Reckless.

Got tagged by @lemon-wedges , I tag @beauandarrow @forbiddenstars @spiderqueen98

#reblog #are you alright #lovejoy #cinematics #set it off #o my heart #mother mother #dreamland #glass animals

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don’t you think it’s weird how no youtubers/streamers ever talk about smoking as in cigarettes?

like smoking weed is literally more talked about than tobacco from what i’ve seen at least

like esp with british content creators, like those who don’t smoke are a minority in britain from what i’ve seen

idk man it’s just something i think about

#drunk discussions #tw: smoking #tw: alcohol #tw: weed #and for context i’ve been with a group of 30+ ppl #and only 1 person has been a non smoker #it’s just something i’ve noticed #and am curious about #should i think twice about posting this? #yes #will i? #no lol

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here are some things I just heard:

a door slamming

someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”

the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway

someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice

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Some context for the destruction of that Aboriginal site:

When indigenous ppl complain that their sacred sites are being destroyed and they say stuff like "we have a cultural connection to this place" "if we can't come here it's like ripping off our roots" "we need this place to communicate with our ancestor spirits" etc., white australians are conditioned to handwave statements like that away with shit like "oh well they're just saying that, it's just a random tree, they'll get over it, obviously ancestor spirits aren't real, sacredness of trees isn't real", and that is total bullshit.

Aboriginal sacred sites are integral parts of highly sophisticated mnemonic techniques that have been proven to preserve information for (i know this sounds hard to believe but) at least ten thousand years (they accurately describe coastlines that are now underwater, or dry areas that have since been rainforests for 7000 years, or extinct megafauna etc.)

Physical features (either in one place, or along a track known as a songline) work as subheadings in an encyclopaedia. Ritualised teachings tell people what rituals or song cycles (like subheadings in an encyclopaedia) to associate with specific visual cues, and then those songs all contain stories that have (for example) systematised knowledge of every local animal and plant, contained in songs for easy memorisation. White anthropologists mostly handwave these techniques away as "animist beliefs" and "ancestor worship" but in reality it's this extremely sophisticated system of knowledge that's something like a cultural encyclopaedia, and that's why it's such a big deal when this fucking anglo settler state and its profiteers destroy these locations like it means nothing bc "oh it's just a tree" or "what it's a rock they'll just go to another rock"

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hey abled people if you have friends with chronic pain you need to be making a concious effort to accommodate them. you need to be taking breaks so that they can take a break. do you know how humiliating it can be to make the whole group stop becsuse you had to ask for a break from walking? take the pressure off of them

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trans people do not owe you their backstory. they do not owe you their deadname, their pre-transition pictures, their coming out story, their heartache. trans people who are stealth are not “tricking” you, trans people who are open about it are not “faking”. there is no one trans experience, no specific narrative trans people have to fit.

also, if you’re trans, i love you! remember to drink some water today.

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lesbians :)

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we got lost on the way to the party

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the fact that at the council of elrond glorfindel is like “just throw the ring into the ocean” is so funny to me after reading the silmarillion just because it feels like the subtext is him being like “yeah let’s try maglor’s patented and tested method: Just Yeet The Accursed Fucking Thing Into The Water”

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I added Duke :)