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When in canon do Leeta and Bashir start actually dating?

#I’m rusty lol #I might be back on my bullshit 🤞

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normally the trope of "character x finds out character y thinks about them when they masturbate" is like. you know, it's convenient for fiction but hard to imagine an actual scenario where that wouldn't just be mortifying for everyone involved if it's literally your FIRST real exposure to the idea that this person wants you Like That. i mean it's just a great fanfic fantasy but like. not many characters you can imagine actually canonically going with it, if you're honest with yourself. especially if the means by which this knowledge was obtained is on the shady side, ethically speaking.

but garashir are both unhinged freaks who are a little bit self-obsessed and arrogant and they've also been so openly horny in their stupid little flirty conversations it's like oh yeah. no. they would do that. they would get together via stolen security footage from julian's bedroom or whatever. that feels like a genuine B-plot to an episode

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(sad)

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alternate joke for my ds9ers out there

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traditional Cardassian outfit

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lost art of murder

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someone should’ve introduced data to crochet. i think that would’ve been good for him.

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Mr Spock

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anyone wanna have a toxic homoerotic psychosexual rivalry with me? it does have to be weird

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HELLO

I would like to bring something to your attention:

That is all, thank you.

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fetishizing that old man’s self destructive tendencies

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ms paint star trek valentines <3 <3 i want to make more of these! they are so cute!!

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my hot take is that jadzia dax is everything people assume kirk is. a bon vivant verging on a hedonist. a scrappy fighter. a playboy with like twelve sex partners on every planet, starbase, and science outpost in the quadrant. loyal to her friends to the death. always like a LITTLE drunk. in command. drawn as if by fate to an emo alien who's traumatized and repressed and has a lovely baritone. a top

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every time odo fucked it was awful to watch and the worst except for the time he literally had gay slime alien sex in front of a framed picture of his girlfriend