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final destination is the definitive horror movie because it's about a guy with anxiety and his anxiety is correct

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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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Following an autistic girl and getting mad when she posts about star trek. Do you get mad at plants for growing. Do you yell at the sun for shining

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hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a fem- hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a- UM CAN YOU PLAY A SONG WITH A FUCKING BEAT😐‼️

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The meat's a bit gamey, but it's good for sausage.

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Hey, El Santo!

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When you're in the woods, you can't beat the reliable, reasonably priced mosquito repellant Off! Man, you never even saw that coming, did you?

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Rowsdowerererererrrrrrrrr...

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Potatoes kind of went awff when they invented hash browns

look at this Perfect Potato Patty im grillin

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Morning, Larry.

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me when i find out a game has object physics

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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joan jett |1982|

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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark — “On the Web”

photographed by Austin Young