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microdosing on head out window like a dog by putting my arm out the window while driving

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whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing

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mike’s hard past couple of months

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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Ncuti Gatwa - Attitude Magazine (May/June 2024)

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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

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Evolution is still the best adaptation

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been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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Bothering the beast

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roommate texted this to me……..