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#Apathetic

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I don't get when people say "I wonder what it was like being the first person to discover masturbation" because technically everyone is that person at some point

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Me opening my grade book: Grades?

Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,

Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)

[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]

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task manager kill this man

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3 seconds into dungeon meshi and they’re already living my dream. i love eating things I ought not in unfamiliar ecosystems

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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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bro iz out here listening to 100 gecs

also oc cameo wahoooooo

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What would Unpleasant look like as a human...

The form I tend to draw him in is Not what he would look like as a human. He makes himself look cooler than he is. If he had no power to shapeshift ungradient-ified, he'd be a total loser. A nasty freak of a girl.

Not removing her ears and tail >:/

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i hate them (no i dont)

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ok

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The shiddy 💯💯

Played Regretevator and its cool... My favourite is Split, Mark, Lampert and Alvin ❤️

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🌈💤

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I'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la

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i hope he trips into a woodchipper and gets cut into itty bitty little confetti-shaped pieces.