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[[ I’ve sent in a drop notice to the main Isola blog. I still have a ton of muse for Ordis, I just can’t seem to get a lot of traction for him in this setting (which I know is my fault for dragging my feet)
The blog’s staying up but I’m not sure what I’m going to do with it. So far, Ordis’ indie interactions have been delegated to a sideblog, so that might move over here? Either way, good time to unfollow if that’s your wish.
Maybe some other time, Spirale! I’ll be over on Varian in the meantime aaaaand twitter’s right here. ]]
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Send “What about” and a person and my muse will say their honest feelings/thoughts about them.
No matter what they may be, my muse will spill all.
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30 Uncommon Character Development Questions ( send me a number )
What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this — optional.
Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.
Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?
Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?
What are their chief tension areas?
If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your character, what would it be and why?
How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?
Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?
Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.
If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?
What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?
Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.
Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something?
Are they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?
Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?
What are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.
Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?
Are they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?
If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?
If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?
Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?
Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?
Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?
Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?
Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?
How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?
If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?
Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?
Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?
Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?
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Some Questions Sentence Starters
“Where are you going?”
“What are you doing?”
“Where is __?”
“And where, do you think, are you are going?”
“Who do you think you are?!”
“Who are you?”
“Who is that?”
“Who did this?”
“Where are my __?”
“How on earth did you manage to hurt yourself?”
“How did this happen?”
“How could you?!”
“What the fuck?”
“There’s nothing between us, is there?”
“How can I fix this?”
“Do you need a hug?”
“Is sorry not enough?”
“Is there anything I can do to help?”
“It’s over, isn’t it?”
“How can someone of your size bleed this much?”
“It hurts, doesn’t it?”
“Is it supposed to hurt?”
“How can you go off without me like this?”
“You’re not happy, are you?”
“Why won’t you listen to me?”
“How can we stop this?”
“Can you just shut up?!”
“Why are you bleeding?!”
“Do you think you can help me?”
“Can you smile for me?”
“Why are you so sad?”
“Are you okay?!’
“What are you?”
?+ Add your own!
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Some Questions Sentence Starters
“Where are you going?”
“What are you doing?”
“Where is __?”
“And where, do you think, are you are going?”
“Who do you think you are?!”
“Who are you?”
“Who is that?”
“Who did this?”
“Where are my __?”
“How on earth did you manage to hurt yourself?”
“How did this happen?”
“How could you?!”
“What the fuck?”
“There’s nothing between us, is there?”
“How can I fix this?”
“Do you need a hug?”
“Is sorry not enough?”
“Is there anything I can do to help?”
“It’s over, isn’t it?”
“How can someone of your size bleed this much?”
“It hurts, doesn’t it?”
“Is it supposed to hurt?”
“How can you go off without me like this?”
“You’re not happy, are you?”
“Why won’t you listen to me?”
“How can we stop this?”
“Can you just shut up?!”
“Why are you bleeding?!”
“Do you think you can help me?”
“Can you smile for me?”
“Why are you so sad?”
“Are you okay?!’
“What are you?”
?+ Add your own!
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#mood
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starters / prompts taken from various game grumps’ ten minute power hour videos . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary .
“ stop throwing stuff , what is wrong with you ?! ”
“ turn on the magic of colored lights , you jerks ”
“ there’s a warrant out for my arrest ”
“ this is just a blob ”
“ i’m yelling in general not at you ”
“ what if a child ate these , then they would die of glass poisoning ”
“ how did kids do this when they were childs ? ”
“ take your cup off the raft you animal ”
“ how do you not know your soda trivia , you dope ? ”
“ it tastes like cough medicine but good ”
“ i think i’m losing feeling in my right arm ”
“ i should be in a carnival ”
“ i got the sugar shakes ”
“ it’s a four , as in the amount of days i have left to live ”
“ i feel so weak ”
“ i don’t have a sense of smell anymore ”
“ drink it you armadillo ”
“ ew no no oh no no — oh that’s not bad ”
“ it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnet ”
“ i love MSG — that stands for mighty good soup ”
“ if we could get something sharp and dangerous that would be great ”
“ the moral of the story is you have to have a huge hat ”
“ i’m your dad ”
“ you need to grow up . it’s time to grow up ”
“ i can’t open my eye it’s glued shut ”
“ i’m a little bumblebee , bzzzzz ”
“ who knew that eating frosting could be such great exercise ? ”
“ great news on the friendship front : you’re my friend ”
“ we better call some hospitals ”
“ i’m already so sweaty ”
“ there’s some kind of dinosaur wearing pants ”
“ looking at this makes me feel like i’m having a stroke ”
“ what does arizona look like ? ”
“ i’m here with all of my friends in a hot , nasty , sweaty corner ”
“ you see a spiced up dino , you want that boy to smile ”
“ i’m not gonna pretend i’m not jealous ”
“ dude you got a scoodily doop dee woop doop doop wah wah wah ”
“ we don’t have the necessary amount of woops ”
“ i don’t want a pumpkin growing in my belly ”
“ what are you , my bully from middle school ? ”
“ pumpkins were made by god to scare children away ”
“ he’s already dead ”
“ i feel good about what we’ve done here today ”
“ ooo , sparkles ”
“ i’m trying to be beautiful ”
“ oh we’re gonna fucking die ”
“ are we penalized for screaming ? ”
“ we look tasty ”
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sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness , he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal , that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards , all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are , smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds , not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
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meh, here’s another thing: literate rp circles are painfully inaccessible.
minuscule text, over-editing, spaced out letters, “fancy” lettering and all the rest might look nice to some people, but consider for a moment literally anyone who has trouble with their eyes or their processing. i try to generally leave people alone for how they want to format their posts, but there’s a level it can get to where it just seems like a giant middle finger to anyone who has any trouble reading.
general rule? try to keep your themes easy to use. it doesn’t matter how they look, but if people can’t get to your pages without jumping through a series of circus hoops, it sucks ass. if they can’t read your posts, it sucks ass.
and in terms of text formatting, just make it legible. some people use screen readers and imagine having to listen to someone spelling out their posts l i k e t h i s (like this) instead of just hearing the actual words. that sucks ass too.
photos and editing don’t matter as much but if you over-saturate them, at least include a warning for eye strain because that shit can hurt some people and that, you guessed it, sucks ass.
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forsakenpumpkin:
Besty puts the phone back in his pocket while he waits for a response, continuing to look around the room. The ice sculptures are almost mesmerizing, glittering under the lights. Why hasn’t he come here before?
He makes his way to the side of the room, walking with a stiffness that’s one part his own lingering unsteadiness with legs, and one part just the body itself. He plants a hand on the wall as soon as he can reach it, and props himself against it as he walks further.
Then the phone buzzes again. When he pulls it out, the text is… weird, and pretty useless. But, sure. Maybe this ‘Ordis’ is just rushing because they’ve gotten invested in the play, or something.
from: Cephalon Ordis
to: Thebestmaster
[txt] > yeah they’re pretty great! no arms in your way or anything
[txt] > be careful about letting them float too high. people behind me get mad
[txt] > tell me what happens in the play!!
To be fair, it’s kind of tricky to move his hands without letting the crosses float. Sending the intent through the strings is so much trickier when they’re not pulled taut. But hey, that’s someone else’s problem right now.
Besty keeps walking with one hand along the wall until he gets to the doorway, and then it occurs to him that maybe they hadn’t meant something positive about “hands”. No clarifications were sent, after all.
[txt] > you know my gloves arent like your hands right
[txt] > you gotta move the crosses
It’s amazing how expressive this face is compared to his usual one, especially considering his head is made of vegetable. As it is, a look of pure irritation finds the jack-o-lantern maw when Ordis sees the response. The other person doesn’t seem to quite realize the situation he’s in.
...Oh, now he does. Ordis frowns, staying on the floor as he tests the other’s advice. The puppet crosses...move like there should be something attached to him, and trying to think of the physics implications is making him dizzy, especially without his usual processing speed.
But he does start to understand at least how to go about it.
[text]: gopt ity
[text]: not much ijntrrst in theatyr
[text]: goi g to co e find you
[text]: soon as i camn walk
That’s another problem--he doesn’t appear to have legs, and can’t seem to figure out how to float again. As it is, he starts dragging himself towards the aisle with his disembodied hands, earning several stares from those in nearby seats.
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youllgocrystalcrazy:
“Ohhhh…” Hands run down the evil genius’ face in exasperation at the sight he’s been subjected to. This wasn’t his living room, nor the townhouse he resided in. It doesn’t take a mastermind to put together the pieces he was given. He didn’t even have to look at his hands or reflection to understand it all. “Another switch… Just when I was getting comfy in my own skin again…” Cortex throws up his hands in defeat, evidently frustrated at all this. “The dragon, that Oaf knight, and now-” Falling silent, his hands skim over his face, fingers recoiling at the touch of a strange frame encapsulating his features. Nose wrinkled, he now continues to examine the rest of this new body. King knight was tall, but not this tall! The frustration subsides as he takes in the sensation. “Hmmm… I suppose I can’t be… TOO disappointed.” After piecing together the second puzzle of who he was now, Cortex smirks. “What a predicament. I’m that robot figure who infiltrated my mindscape some months ago.” He proclaims, thoroughly examining his limbs again.
“Although I find the reoccurring shift between the bodies of others quite tiresome, I suppose I don’t really mind this particular switch.” A Robot, hm? Honestly, the thought of it was highly intriguing, to say the least. “That feline managed to transfer my consciousness into the mainframe of a robot. And while the idea of such a thing is only something N. Gin and I have dabbled in, It wouldn't have crossed my mind in this city. At least not for a while.” While it’s quite obvious the evil genius is enjoying listening to himself speak, he pauses, mind working at what to do now. “What did they call themselves? Or… Orvis. That’s right.” That’s wrong. “Orvis. While I have my time in this body, I can actually see what makes him tick, with a certain level of care of course.”
Then his mind teeters into something a bit more, frantic. “…Strange.” Back straightening out, Cortex looks around the room, feeling a very unnerving sensation. “I feel like I’m missing something crucial.” That’s unusual. Beginning to pace, he winces, trying to recollect everything that happened up to this point. “Yes… There’s that as well… That atrocious ‘ice age’… Nina.” He ceases his pacing, throwing his hands up again in frustration. “WHAT IS IT THEN?! WHAT COULD I BE MISSING?!” This rage. Anger. He’s not unfamiliar with it in the least bit. It’s an emotion he’s very well acquainted with that he deals with it at least once a day! But this anger? This Rage? It felt… Different. Gripping the sides of his head, Cortex growls in frustration. “AGH! Nevermind all that!! Whatever!! If it’s so important then surely I’ll remember it in due time… I just need to bide my time before I am returned to my body… And figure out how Orvis works, while I’m at it~.”
@cephalone
Ordis takes a full swallow of coffee before he realizes that several things are wrong with the situation. First of all, and probably most importantly, he cannot drink; eating’s a maybe, but it’s a lot more effort to deal with than it’s really worth, so he tends to do without. Secondly, this is not his condo, and certainly not his own living room.
Third, he’s on a couch, and his feet are dangling above the floor.
Ordis chokes and lets out a rather horrendous noise of alarm that sounds somewhat like he’s trying to unsuccessfully imitate opera, the mug falling out of his hands and spilling onto the floor before he himself spills off of the couch and bangs his forehead against the coffee table, with an alarmingly metallic clang for a head he’s fairly certain is made of flesh.
When the stars clear from his eyes, he’s lying facedown on the floor, groaning loudly in a voice that isn’t his. And then there’s the slowing of his mind from suddenly being organic and not a data construct--yes, it’s happened again. He thought he was through with this!
Almost on instinct, he bangs a fist into the floor in sheer frustration. At least he has limbs this time, he supposes, as he props himself up and runs his hands over his face to try and figure out where he’s ended up now. There is definitely a metal...something on his forehead, and hair on his face. His head is also far larger than he feels like it rightly should be, and he’s not used to being this small.
Really, he’s more grumpy about it than anything.
Laboriously, Ordis drags himself to his feet, ignoring the spreading coffee stain as he staggers over to the bathroom and tries to avoid banging his freakishly large head into anything else. Once he gets there, he has to stand on a stool to see himself in the mirror, and--
Oh. Oh. It’s that scientist, the very suspicious one he’d met during all of that dreamscape nonsense. His heart drops and his stomach flips in a way he’s entirely unused to.
He hadn’t been able to get too much of a hold on the man’s character, but Ordis knows for certain he’s going to need to get back to his body and fast. He fumbles about in the man’s pockets before finding the man’s phone and sending a message to himself.
[ From: N. Cortex ]
[ To: Cephalon Ordis ]
[text]: Don’t you dare try anything, I’m coming over there
[text]: What is wrong with your head?!
#youllgocrystalcrazy#[ Event: Empatheorem ]#[[ and immediately ordis picks up 'grouchy and dramatic as hell' ]]
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2019 is almost over!
With the final month of the year here, it’s your chance to send the mun or muse something you’ve wanted to tell them! Whether you haven’t had the chance to or you’ve been too shy, now’s the time to say what you feel, and don’t hold back!
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So I’m a dink and didn’t realize maybe putting info and an actual starter call in different posts was a better idea. Consider this the starter call for Empatheorem! Ordis’ info is here. Like this post so we can get to chatting about stuff over IM!
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forsakenpumpkin:
@cephalone
Oh, no. It’s happened again. He knows the instant that he realizes his feet are on the ground, because he doesn’t have feet. At least it’s a little easier to stay standing, between his short periods of practice and the fact that this body feels a little more… what, stable? Solid? Something like that.
He’s surrounded by ice walls and ice sculptures, and a few other folks amidst them, but… not his own body, inconveniently. This isn’t where he was before the swap, anyway.
So, dealing with all of the awkward angles he has to put his arms at (and the stiffness of those joints, which is unique to this body), he pats himself down until, thankfully, getting ahold of a phone in his coat pocket.
from: Cephalon Ordis
to: Thebestmaster
[txt] > hey, whoever!!
[txt] > you’re in my body? or at least you should be
[txt] > don’t mess with my hat
Ordis is aware of what’s been going on, of course. He practically got K’horii’s message blasted directly into his optics, and it’s something that’s hard not to hear about. But after spending a bit of fearful time refusing to leave his apartment, Ordis decided that he may be safe after all, being a machine. He could afford to check out some of the holiday festivities, if only to sate his own curiosity.
Of course, as is usual with these things, the moment he lets his guard down is the moment when everything goes to proverbial hell. One second he’s trying to figure out some workaround for his metal body’s joints going stiff in the cold, and the next he’s in a seat that’s much too large for him he isn’t even entirely sure he’s sitting in, watching some stage performance.
“What in the--?!”
It blurts out before he can stop it, but it’s not a voice he knows--and certainly not his own, normal or glitched. Ordis realizes he’s floating a bit above the seat, and abruptly stops floating, falling into the chair like a limp sack of rags, mortified by the amount of noise he’s making.
Ordis was used to being a bodiless entity, and he was also used to the corporeal form the city had given him. But this just feels like a bizarre, logic-defying in-between he can’t comprehend, and when he feels a phone vibrating and tries to reach for it, hands that seemingly aren’t attached to anything fumble uselessly instead because he can’t figure out how to move them properly.
It takes him a couple of minutes to dig out the phone, respect for the theater be damned. Someone’s contacting him--from Ordis’ phone. The other name--is that a screen name of some sort? Doesn’t matter. It takes another while of fumbling before he manages to send a response, and the message itself is rather brusque when he does manage to send it.
[text]: hands
#forsakenpumpkin#[ Event: Empatheorem ]#[[ im already losing it ]]#[[ you say he likes to watch stuff at the theater so ]]
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So I’m a dink and didn’t realize maybe putting info and an actual starter call in different posts was a better idea. Consider this the starter call for Empatheorem! Ordis’ info is here. Like this post so we can get to chatting about stuff over IM!
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So I’m a dink and didn’t realize maybe putting info and an actual starter call in different posts was a better idea. Consider this the starter call for Empatheorem! Ordis’ info is here. Like this post so we can get to chatting about stuff over IM!
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So I’m a dink and didn’t realize maybe putting info and an actual starter call in different posts was a better idea. Consider this the starter call for Empatheorem! Ordis’ info is here. Like this post so we can get to chatting about stuff over IM!
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