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part of this balanced breakfast!

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did you eat your wheaties today? remember to eat your wheaties, as part of this balanced breakfast!

#cereal #suggestion #suggest #self care #self care suggestions #ed recovery #food #wheaties #anime #architecture #beauty #design #diy #lucky charms #photography #manga

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1958 Post Bran Flakes cereal advertisement

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strawberry shortcake🎂

cherry on top🍒

how many boyfriends

do you got?

one

two

three

four

as part of this balanced breakfast

Strawberry Shortcake Cereal - 1983

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imagine this existing in the universe where Cap does school safety PSA’s

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i’m sorry man

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i’ll pick the marshmallows out anyway

When you’re in the mood for some sugary kids breakfast cereal but you can’t make up your mind between Lucky Charms and Frosted Flakes.

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what did you call these at home?

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hedonism! sugary cereals! are healthy!

here’s a cool idea for the new year: hedonism is healthy. 

pleasure is good for you. fun is good for you. humans aren’t supposed to spend their lives in constant struggle. we have souls, for fuck’s sake, we know we’re going to die! we shouldn’t be putting pleasure on hold until we’ve ‘earned’ it. we should enjoy ourselves as much as possible and as often as possible. how can we save anyone by entrenching ourselves in suffering? how can we hope to be strong and kind as we starve ourselves of beauty? if the world is going to burn then i want marshmallows. 

hedonism is healthy. 

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Kellogg’s Chocolate Mud & Bugs, 2002🐛🐞

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delicious and nutritious!

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Breakfast Biter.

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look i don’t give a shit how “heartbreaking” it is to disown your gay kid, you literally Do Not Have To Do That. nobody’s forcing you to abandon this person who wholly depends on you for everything and who you promised to take care of and love no matter what. 

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the longer I’m parenting-aged the more I realize how disciplinary oriented parenting styles are significantly more deranged than initially assumed

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me, manipulating your kids into buying me by keeping my gaze at their eye level:

👀👀👀

#cereal #advertising #mascot #capitalism #evil eye #eye contact #anime #architecture #beauty #design #diy #lana del rey #sailor moon #trisha paytas #manipulation #salespeople #america #usa

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Friend: Says something.

What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However as this is a topic I myself have no experience with, or little to say or offer, I’m unable to produce much in the way of input from my side. However trust that I still adore listening to you!

What comes out: Yee.

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cereal in one hand and cereal in the other. part of this balanced breakfast!

When we talk about being fat-positive and we say, “weight is not an indication of health,” I will reblog it. But I want us to also say, “health is not an indication of value.”

I could be at any weight and I will never be healthy, because I am chronically ill. Someone might be chronically ill and fat, or they might be chronically ill and not fat, and it really doesn’t matter.

When you make it about health, you’re saying health is the pinnacle of human achievement, and you’re shitting on those of us for whom health will always be a pipe dream.