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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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Over 11 million tumblr folk officially not named Ashley!

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

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Ok just for curiosity reasons

I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3

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Also reblog if you vote pls like why do y'all never reblog anything

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Alright kids, buckle up because I have a Hot Take regarding Elizabeth, Jack, and Greek mythology. And as usual, tumblr is killing the gif quality. Click to actually read it.

Keep reading

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Klaus: The world doesn't revolve around you, Five.

Five: Oh yeah? Hey, Vanya!

Vanya: Yeah?

Five: Run around me in a circle for a little bit.

Vanya: Why?

Five: I'm trying to prove a point, just do it.

Vanya: *starts running around Five in a circle*

Five, to Klaus: Now it does.

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watch until the very end

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i still can't believe unus annus was real like. that's a thing that mark and ethan did. they did a video EVERY SINGLE DAY and then deleted it. and I was a part of it. life is good sometimes.

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I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break

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Oh my god. I just spent that last ten minutes trying to figure out why my eyes were so freaking dry until I realised that I accidentally washed my face with salt water AH

#PAIN #owie owie owie #i’m crying #how did i do that #what the hell #death to salt please

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You’re telling me this thing is 13 years older than me?He is literally a twelve year old with a moustache wtf

#Thomas Brodie-Sangster #love actually #i refuse to accept this #this is not fine #the maze runner #death cure

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Kevin.Is.Twelve Inches Taller.Than.Aaron.

just think about that for a moment.

(*gasp* I just realised, I was wrong. If Aaron’s 5 foot and Kevin’s 6’2 and there are 12 inches in a foot.. it’s fourteen inches what the hell)

#kevaaron #all for the game #all for the gay #the foxhole court #tfc meme #all the kings men #the raven king #kevin day #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #neil josten #allison reynolds #renee walker #matt boyd #dan wilds #coach wymack #dadmack

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Sagittarius. What’s geometry? I literally don’t know.

fuck every other personality test, reblog this with your sign and whether you were better at algebra or geometry

#star signs #saggitarius #single digit addition. #shit dude.... im bout to act like i dont know nobody

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Noel Fisher’s instagram is my Shameless™️ crack

#shameless #gallavich #ian gallagher #micky milkovich #lip gallagher #debbie gallagher #fiona gallagher #liam gallagher #veronica ball #kevin ball