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sorry guys I'm god now
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sorry guys I'm god now
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*at the police station*
Green: Hi, I’m here to bail out my client
Officer: And who is your client?
Green: Clearly, you’re new here
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Ren, walking into the kitchen:
Niko: Good morning parental figure!
Niko: You might be wondering why I am glued to the ceiling
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Being violent seems to be the way to get people to interact >:)
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found family more like chaos family
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You know what
Fuck you
*un chaos-s your family*
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You know what
Fuck you
*un chaos-s your family*
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Anny: Hi! I’m Anny! Or Andi! And you are?
Laureate: Apparently not as straight as I thought I was
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Ora, writing a letter to Santa: Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty.
Ora, still writing: And it was worth it, you judgemental bastard.
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Takeover: This is a cool box I found to put things we love in!
Mochi: Can I put you in the box?
Takeover: No...?
Green: Can I put you in the box?
Takeover: No.
Peppermint: Can I p-
Takeover: NO ONE IS PUTTING ME IN THE BOX.
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Cenn: I should’ve left you at that tree trunk where you were face planted
Takeover: But’cha didn’t!
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Curt: eieio
Curt: and on that farm I ate his kids
Curt: eieio
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Ren - 'Everyone! I have an announcement!'
Ren, holding up a spatula - 'I am once again attempting cooking!'
Green - 'I'll pre-emptively call the fire department.'
Ren - 'Haha, don't be silly Green!'
Beta - 'That won't be enough'
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Green: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Ora?
Ora: no
Takeover: I do!
Green: I know Takeover
Takeover: I’m sad
Green:  I know Takeover
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Takeover: An assassin is just a serial killer who takes commissions.
Cenn: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE
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Ora, on 17 different types of energy drinks at 3am: I am fire. I am embers. I am flames. I am DEATH.
Green: a fucking nightmare is what you are
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