chaosandstardust

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let me tell you driving from Ohio to Washington in a SmartCar with everything I owned was funny enough on its own but once I got west of the Rockies, every. single. time. I stopped ar a gas station, random dads would just spawn beside my car. like there was some sort of dad portal following me. and they’d see my ohio plates and go, “did you DRIVE through the mountains in that?” and every. single. time. I’d go, “well, they didn’t airlift me!”

it killed. it absolutely cleared ever time. never failed to make the dads laugh. they were obsessed. i said it the same every time. it was like I was in a groundhog day timeloop on interstate 70 westbound gas stations. and i you know what? I was happy.

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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

#faves

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Sunset and Moonrise

I had started this with the intention of more cloud petticoats but somehow it evolved into ocean waves, so I just went with the flow~

HD files, art videos, and PSD files on my Patreon.com/Yuumei

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

#cdnpoli #do NOT look away

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Celeste Starre Love Always Collar Necklace

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new reaction image

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Happy Birthday, Nat!

#Sailor Moon #usamamo #usagi x mamoru

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Current mood

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Lost in the Pages

Between Two Tomes

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Should've known, he's a red head like Henry VIII. (Henry VII had brown hair for these not in the know!)

When I adopted my new cat, I named him Henry after Henry VII, but it turns out he’s quite the little shit so I think Henry VIII might have been more appropriate

#Henry VII #henry viii #history #tudors #cats

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

#the amount of people who genuinely think they can profile narcissists #after one meeting #NO YOU CANNOT

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse