Strider: I'm not creepy.
Strider: I'm petty.
Strider: There's a difference, ya' know.
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Suzu: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
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Jalin: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
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Evon, to Cobalt: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate~
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Ash: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
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Cinder: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Cider: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
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Orev: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
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Raj, watching power lines fall down: Amil, Faer! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
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Saun: I hope they've calmed down...
Raj: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.
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Jalin: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?
Jalin & Orev: One, two, three-
Jalin & Orev: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Stavra: Our turn, Ash! One, two, three-
Stavra: Vanilla!
Romero: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
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Suzu: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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Faer: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’
Faer: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
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Stavra: Suzu and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Jalin: What did you do?
Stavra: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Suzu: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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Suzu: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Raj: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Suzu: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."
Suzu: Help.
Jalin: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.
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Romero: Can I have some water?
Saun: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Saun: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Saun: *spills water all over themself*
Saun, coughing: I don't have any water.
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*Loon teaching Cinder to drive and taking Dea along for the ride*
Loon: That's a pothole. To the left!
Cinder: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Ash, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Cinder: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Dea, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Ash: Country Roads.
Cinder: To the place.
Ash and Cinder in unison: I Belong!
Dea, crying harder: What the fuck?
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