chaoticacecryptid

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*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

#DKJDFGJDFKDFG

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i am bisexual. don't put me in the blender

#omg

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#omg

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#videos #frogs

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my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

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which is definitely not an omen

#hello???? #blood tw

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#SFDGJHDFSHJ

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#videos #snakes

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Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .

#SFDGKJHFDSSDFKJ #incredible omg

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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recently I discovered that Kawayoo, one of my all-time favorite Pokemon TCG artists, has some art of Loudred floating around and it's the best thing I've ever seen

#pokemon

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

#SDFGJHDFSGDHJS #laugh tag #videos

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"When life gives you lemons" FALSE LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

#sdfgjhdsfjh

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Do schools in other parts of the world try to raise additional money for their programs by dragooning children into pyramid schemes selling sub-par and overpriced candy bars or is that just an American thing

#my elementary school used cookie dough instead of candy bares #still way overpriced lmao #and then my middle school did candy bars but in school only #instead of having use become door-to-door salesmen #it still sucked #nothing like every kid getting a candygram in your class except for you

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

#honestly I thought I was just boring shdfhkj #but I hear the same from a decent chunk of my coworkers #and then i have a few younger ones that. worry me